Alan King quotes|
If you want to read about love and marriage,
You've got to buy two separate books!
More funny love quotes
More love quotes from the love quotes encyclopedia: |
|To love and to be loved is like feeling the sun from both sides|
|From the book A CUP OF CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL by |
|I sought for Love|
But Love ran away from me.
I sought my Soul
But my Soul I couldn't see.
Then I sought You,
And I found all three.
|Sally: Is Harry bringing anybody to the wedding? |
Marie: I don't think so.
Sally: Is he seeing anybody?
Marie: He was seeing this anthropologist, but...
Sally: What's she look like?
Marie: Thin. Pretty. Big tits. Your basic nightmare.
|From the movie WHEN HARRY MET SALLY|
|The best way for a man to clinch an argument |
is to take her in his arms.
|From the book APPLES OF LOVE by |
|Any woman that thinks |
The way to a man's heart
Is through his stomach
Is aiming just a little too high!
|What you feel is what you are,|
And what you are is beautiful.
|From the song SLIDE by
GOO GOO DOLLS|
|Seduce my mind and you can have my body, |
Find my soul and I'm yours forever.
|Here, take this thread|
Weave the quilt for our bed
I will work in steel
You work in the kitchen
Upon this quilt, we shall christen
By long nights entwined into daylight
My son you will bear
Wrap him, the warm salvation
Everything is nothing, till my life you share