Arthur C. Clarke quotes|
The best measure of a woman's honesty isn't her income tax return.
It's the zero adjust on her bathroom scale. .
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|The only things in life you regret, |
Are the risks that you didn't take.
|A woman never forgets the men she could have had; |
A man, the women he couldn't
|MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX|
|I'm so afraid to love you, |
but more afraid to lose
Clinging to a past
that doesn't let me choose
Once there was a darkness,
deep and endless night
You gave me everything you had,
oh you gave me light
|From the song I WILL REMEMBER YOU by
|Delilah: Charles hasn't let me French kiss him in I-don't-know when.|
Last time I sucked one of the fillings clean out of his tooth.
|From the movie THE FIVE MRS. BUCHANANS|
|It ain't love that hurts, |
It is the absence of it that does.
|Judy: Let me tell you something, kid. |
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.
|From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?|
|No man is living... |
to whom I dare fully unlock my heart.
|The bird you caught by surprise|
Beats its wing, and off it flies.
Love ignores you, you wait and mope,
Then there it is-when you give up hope.
Love's all around you. Quick, quick!
You have no man, or you have your pick.
Think you've found love?
It turns you down cold.
Think you've escaped it?
It has you in its hold.
Is an english translation of:
L'oiseau que tu croyais surprendre
Battit de l'aile et s'envola-
L'amour est loin, tu peux l'attendre;
Tu ne l'attends plus- il est lÓ.
Tout autour de toi, vite, vite,
Il vient, s'en va, puis il revient-
Tu crois le tenir, il t'Úvite,
Tu veux l'Úviter; il te tient
|From the opera CARMEN|
|This IS true love! |
Do you think this happens every day?
|From the movie THE PRINCESS BRIDE|
|Charm is a woman's strength, while strength is a man's charm. Our job is not to see through one another, but to see one another through. |
|Ivan Valadov: For one kiss of your lips I would give half of my life.|
Cleo Borden: Oh, see me tomorrow, I'll kiss you twice!!
|From the movie GOIN' TO TOWN|
|There's a light in my eyes,|
But it's too bright to see,
And a pain in my heart
Where you used to be.
I guess I was wrong to believe
You were waiting here for me.
There's a light in your eyes,
But it's not burning for me?
|Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested. |
|MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX|
|Love is a wound in the body that has no outward sign.|
|LOVE is the child of FREEDOM, |
Never that of DOMINATION...