George Burns quotes|
I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury
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| Sex is like a bridge game; |
If you have a good hand
No partner is needed
|MURPHY'S LAWS OF SEX|
|Love? It's kind of complicated, kid - |
But I'll tell you this.
The second you're willing
To make yourself miserable
To make someone else happy -
That's love right there.
Is that why I eat all my vegetables
When my mother tells me to?
|From the book A HEARTBEAT AWAY by |
|You will never know true happiness |
until you have truly loved,
and you will never understand what pain really is
until you have lost it.
|Doug kisses Marcia.] |
Marcia: Doug! I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth.
Doug: It's called a french kiss.
Marcia: But I thought you were from Nebraska!
|From the movie THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE|
|All that I am is all I can give, |
but with or without you, a life I must live!
|I love that you get cold |
When it's seventy one degrees out,
I love that it takes you
An hour and a half to order a sandwich,
I love that you get a little crinkle
Above your nose
When you're looking at me like I'm nuts,
I love that after I spend a day with you
I can still smell your perfume on my clothes
And I love that you are the last person
I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.
And it's not because I'm lonely,
And it's not because it's New Year's Eve.
I came here tonight because
When you realize you want to spend
The rest of your life with somebody,
You want the rest of the life
To start as soon as possible.
|From the movie WHEN HARRY MET SALLY|
Sets your heart on fire
Tender, soft emotion
Love is eternal
Not only nocturnal
Tranquillity and passion
Baby its smashin'
From your very start
Loves forever in your heart
|I would like to know how many kisses have been given since the day the kiss was invented?|
|You don't marry someone you can live with,|
You marry someone you cant live without
|There's always room for love;|
You just have to move a few things around.
|Finn: As Anna says about making a quilt, you have to choose your combination carefully. The right choices will enhance your quilt. The wrong choices will dull the colors, hide their original beauty. There are no rules you can follow. You have to go by instinct and you have to be brave.|
|From the movie HOW TO MAKE AN AMERICAN QUILT|
|Jane says,'I've never been in love, no.'|
She don't know what it is
She only knows if someone wants her
'I want them if they want me....'
'I only know they want me...'
|From the song JANE SAYS by
|Listen to me with your eyes because words ruin everything. There is no grace in speaking... I've lost all faith in speaking... I'll stay quiet long enough for the truth to find her voice and tear into me with all she's got. I could say 'forever' but I hear the definition is up for reevaluation soon... |