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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe!

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To love somebody
who doesn't love you,
Is like going to a temple
And worshipping the behind
Of a wooden statue ...
Of a hungry devil.
UNKNOWN AUTHOR





When I saw you I fell in love,
And you smiled because you knew
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Though I've never seen him fly,
On the wings of love, he carries me.
Heaven bound - I'm mystified,
How with just one kiss,
He made me believe in angels.
Though I've never seen him fly.
From the song FLY by THE WILKINSONS





Don't shut love out by saying it's impossible to find time. Love is an unconditional gift ... The quickest way to receive love, is to give it ... The quickest way to lose love, is to hold it too tightly ... The best way to keep love, is to give it wings.
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True love cannot be found
where it truly does not exist;
nor can it be hidden
where it truly does


From the movie KISSING A FOOL





Love isn't about finding the perfect person,
It's about seeing an imperfect person perfectly
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[During an interview with Sam]
Dr. Fieldstone: Tell me what was so special about your wife?
Sam: ...Well, it was a million tiny little things that, when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together... and I knew it. I knew it the very first time I touched her. It was like coming home... the only real home I'd ever known. I was just taking her hand to help her out of a car. It was like... magic.
From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE





The sound of a kiss is not
So loud as a cannon,
But its echo lasts
A great deal longer!
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Don't cry because it's over,
Smile because it happened.
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