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Telling you how much I love you,
Is like trying to capture a shooting star
.....
Impossible.
UNKNOWN AUTHOR





Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there's plenty of room at both ends.
UNKNOWN AUTHOR





If I could win your heart,
You'd let me in your heart,
I'd be so happy baby.
Just for these arms to be,
Holding you close to me,
There's nothing in this world I won't try.
No limit to what I'd do,
To make you mine.
From the song JUST TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME by FAITH HILL





I know somebody and they called your name,
a million times; you still never came.
They go on loving you just the same,
I know that somebody's trying.
From the song SOMEBODY'S CRYING by CHRIS ISAAK





Any couple's dream,
Wished with the same strength,
Will come true.
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Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes!
UNKNOWN AUTHOR





I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. And it's not because you're unattainable. I love you. Very simply, very truly.
You're the epitome of every attribute and quality I've ever looked for in another person.
From the movie CHASING AMY





If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.
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Put on your most alluring aftershave and wait for the women to comment and ask what you have got on.

You say 'I've got a hard on, but I am surprised that you can smell it!'
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A heart is not a plaything
A heart is not a toy
But if you want it broken
Just give it to a boy

Boys, they like to play with things
To see what makes them run
But when it comes to kissing
They do it just for fun

Boys never give their hearts away
They play us girls for fools
They wait until we give our hearts
And then they play it cool

You will wonder where he is at night
You will wonder if he is true
One moment you'll be happy
One moment you'll be blue

If you get a chance to see him
Your heart begins to dance
Your life revolves around him
There is nothing like romance

And then it starts to happen
You worry day and night
You see my friend, you're losing him
It never turns out right

Boys are great although immature
The price you pay is high
He may seem sweet and gorgeous
But remember he's just a guy

Don't fall in love with just a boy
That takes a lot of nerve
You see my friend, you need a man
To get what you deserve

So when you think you'll be in love
Be careful if you can
Before you give your heart away
Make sure that he's a man.

UNKNOWN AUTHOR





Guy, naked in front of the mirror:
'Two inches more, and I would be king'
Wife: 'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'!
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