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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know.
Women do.
Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who play hopscotch and sing in the shower and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes.
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Every woman's a 10.
It just depends upon which base you're counting in!
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Love is sweet misery.
From the song CRYIN' by AEROSMITH





I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them!
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There are only four questions of value in life:
What is sacred?
Of what is the spirit made?
What is worth living for?
What is worth dying for?
The answer to each is the same - only love
From the movie DON JUAN DEMARCO





LOVE is the child of FREEDOM,
Never that of DOMINATION...
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Through the eyes of love,
Everything takes on new meaning.
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What I'd give to run my fingers
through your hair,
Touch your lips, to hold you near,
When you say your prayers,
Try to understand,
I've made mistakes,
I'm just a man...
From the song ALWAYS by BON JOVI





The only things in life you regret,
Are the risks that you didn't take.
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I'm sorry I can't go any further with you
And tonight may be a night I'll regret.
But I'm already somebody's lover,
He just hasn't found me yet.
From the song ALREADY SOMEBODY'S LOVER by LILA MCCANN





Yesterday, I stood at the temple door interrogating the passersby about the mystery and merit of Love.

And before me passed an old man with an emaciated and melancholy face, who sighed and said: 'Love is a natural weakness bestowed upon us by the first man.'

But a virile youth retorted:' Love joins our present with the past and the future.'

Then a woman with a tragic face sighed and said.' Love is a deadly poison injected by black vipers, that crawl from the caves of hell. The poison seems fresh as dew and the thirsty soul eagerly drinks it; but after the first intoxication, the drinker sickens and dies a slow death.'

Then a beautiful, rosy cheeked damsel smilingly said:' love is wine served by the brides of Dawn which strengthens strong souls and enables them to ascend to the stars.'

After her a blackrobed, bearded man, frowning, said:' Love is the blind ignorance with which youth begins and ends'.

Another, smiling, declared:'Love is a divine knowledge that enables men to see as much as the Gods.'

Then said a blind man, feeling his way with a cane:' Love is a blinding mist that keeps the soul from discerning the secret of existence, so that the heart sees only trembling phantoms of desire among the hills, and hears only echoes of cries from voiceless valleys.'

And a feeble ancient, dragging his feet like two rags, said, in quavering tones:' Love is the rest of the body in the quiet of the grave, the tranquility of the soul in the depth of Eternity'.


And a five-year-old child, after him, said laughing:' Love is my father and mother, and no one knows love save my father and mother.'

And so, all passed spoke of Love as the image of their hopes and frustrations, leaving it a mystery just as before.

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I hate this. I hate that you are with her.
I hate that the caress of your sweet lips
are the only memory I can recall.
I hate that she's so perfect.
I hate that I cannot be her.
I hate that no matter how hard I try,
you are the only desire in my heart.

I hate that I can still feel your warm touch. I hate that you don't love me.

I hate that I love you.
I hate that no matter how hard I try,
I know I'll never cry about not having you,
Only about how beautiful you've made me feel.
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Through this world I've stumbled,
So many times betrayed,
Trying to find an honest word,
To find the truth enslaved.
Oh you speak to me in riddles;
You speak to me in rhyme.
My body aches to breathe your breath,
Your words keep me alive.
...
Into this night I wander,
It's morning that I dread.
Another day of knowing
Of the path I fear to tread.
Oh into the sea of waking dreams
I follow without pride ..
From the song POSSESSION by SARAH MCLACHLAN





Love is that kindness,
So rarely kind and never at all proper.
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