Phyllis Diller quotes|
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.
More funny love quotes
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|Husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. After all, no one ever hated his own body, but he feeds and cares for it, .. For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh. |
|From the book THE HOLY BIBLE by |
|Close your eyes and bow your head, |
I need a little sympathy
'Cause fear is strong
And love's for everyone who isn't me
|From the song BURDEN IN MY HAND by
|If every time I thought of you |
I put a rock in my pocket,
I would have you in my heart
and the world in my pocket.
|L is for the way you look at me. |
O is for the only one I see.
V is very very extraordinary.
E is even more than anyone that you adore.
And love, is all that I can give to you.
Love, is more than just a game for two.
Two in love can make it, take my heart and please don't break it.
LOVE was made for me and you.
|From the song L.O.V.E by
NAT KING COLE|
|When the storm rises up,|
When the shadows descend
Every beat of my heart,
Every day without end.
I will stand like a rock,
I will bend till I break
Till there's no more to give,
if that's what it takes
I will risk everything,
I will fight,
I will bleed
I will lay down my life,
If that's what you need.
|From the song FALLING INTO YOU by
|My love, you know you are my best friend.|
You know that I'd do anything for you
And my love, let nothing come between us.
My love for you is strong and true.
|From the song HOLD ON by
|Love doesn't ask why,|
Speaks from the heart
and never explains,
Don't you know that
Love doesn't think twice,
It comes all at once
Or whispers from a distance...
|From the song LOVE DOESN'T ASK WHY by
|Anna Scott: Rita Hayworth used to say, |
'They go to bed with Gilda; they wake up with me.'
William Thacker: Who's Gilda?
Anna Scott: Her most famous part. Men went to bed with the dream;
they didn't like it when they would wake up with the reality.
Do you feel that way?
William Thacker: You are lovelier this morning than you have ever been.
|From the movie NOTTING HILL|