Rob Munda quotes|
My friend lost 5 inches on the Slim Fast plan.
Now he has no penis at all!
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More love quotes from the love quotes encyclopedia: |
|You'll always know when the right person walks into your life.|
|From the movie THE BUTCHER'S WIFE|
|Can you go back in time To a place in your mind To the one who knew A part of you That you just couldn't find? If you asked me to choose Between a memory or two When it's said and done I'd take the one Whose love I had to lose. |
|From the song WHEN SHE DANCED by
featured in the movie STEALING HOME|
|Better than I was...|
more than I am...
and all of this happened
with the touch of your hand.
And who I am now is
who I've wanted to be...
and now that we're together
I'm stronger than ever,
happy and free.
It's a beautiful thing--
don't think I can keep it all in...
I just got to let you know
what it is that won't let me go--
it's your love.
It just does something to me...
sends a shock right through me
and I can't get enough.
If you wonder about the spell I'm under--
It's your love.
|From the song IT'S YOUR LOVE by
TIM MCGRAW AND FAITH HILL|
|It's not true that married men |
Live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.!
|BITTER MEN SAY THE CUTEST THINGS|
|If I had a wish, |
I would be your tears,
To be born in your eyes
And to die on your lips.
But if you were my tears,
I would never cry
In fear of losing you!
|Love is sweet misery.|
|From the song CRYIN' by
|If the sun should refuse to rise|
And the moon doesn't hang in the night
The tides won't change, seasons rearrange
When the world is through
I will still love you
|From the song STILL by
|Sow your wild oats on Saturday night |
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure
|MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX|
|If it's wrong to love you then my heart just won't let me be right.|
|From the song MY ALL by
|Love is never lost cause:|
Just an opportunity squandered