Robin Williams quotes|
Ah, yes, 'divorce'.
From the Latin for
'Having your genitals torn off
...Through your wallet'!
More funny love quotes
More love quotes from the love quotes encyclopedia: |
|We'll share the stars in the summer night,|
We'll share the stars in the winter night.
One Heart. One Whole. One Love.
I Can't live... With or Without you..
|From the song WITH OR WOTHOUT YOU by
|I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months |
I don't like to interrupt her
|BITTER MEN SAY THE CUTEST THINGS|
|A part of you has grown in me. |
And so you see, it's you and me
Together forever and never apart,
Maybe in distance, but never in heart
|I was just a child |
but you seemed like so much more
the way you would approach me
and drift across the floor
I'd see you in the hall
and you'd kiss me with a smile
I never understood
Why was I even worth the while?
The other kids at school
they would hate me and they'd spit
cuz I was just a no one
to them I wasn't shit
but you would always hold me
and stand there by my side
we were only 17
we'd be together till we died
|From the song UNDER THE MOON by
INSANE CLOWN POSSE|
|You will see a lot of things, |
But they will mean nothing to you
If you lose sight of the thing you love.
|From the movie AT FIRST SIGHT|
|Every woman's a 10.|
It just depends upon which base you're counting in!
|I am a sailor, you're my first mate|
We signed on together, we coupled our fate
Hauled up our anchor, determined not to fail
For the heart's treasure, together we set sail
With no maps to guide us, we steered our own course
Rode out the storms when the winds were gale force
Sat out the doldrums in patience and hope
Working together, we learned how to cope.
Life is an ocean and love it a boat
In troubled waters it keeps us afloat
When we started the voyage there was just me and you
Now gathered round us we have our own crew
Together we're in this relationship
We built it with care to last the whole trip
Our true destination's not marked on any chart
We're navigating the shores of the heart
|From the song VOYAGE by
|Some people will die for love, |
Others will die because they lost it.
|Don't be a guy,|
The world is full of guys.
Be a man!
|From the movie SAY ANYTHING|
|Unspoken love is like a poison |
If you keep it to yourself for a long time,
It will consume you from the inside.