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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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Seeing that deep color in her eye, that is love. Breaking up is sticking a hot pin in that eye.


From the book THE DEATH OF ARTEMIO CRUZ by CARLOS FUENTES

At the creation of the Earth
Pleasure, that divinest birth,
From the soil of heaven did rise,
Wrapped in sweet wild melodies -
Like an exhalation wreathing
To the sound of air low-breathing
Through AEolian pines, which make
A shade and shelter to the lake
Whence it rises soft and slow;
Her life-breathing limbs did flow
In the harmony divine
Of an ever-lengthening line
Which enwrapped her perfect form
With a beauty clear and warm.



PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY

I was born to sorrow, to weeping,
My heart suffered silently;
But my means of delightful magic
Spell in the flowers of my years,
Quick as a flash my fortune had changed.



JACOPO FERRETTI

I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet.



WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS

Advice is like snow; the softer it falls,
the longer it dwells upon,
and the deeper it sinks into the mind.



SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE

Love is like a friendship caught on fire.
In the beginning a flame, very pretty,
Often hot and fierce,
But still only light and flickering.
As love grows older,
Our hearts mature
And our love becomes as coals,
Deep-burning and unquenchable



BRUCE LEE

Men always want to be a woman's first love.
That is their clumsy vanity.
We women have a more subtle instinct about things.
What we like is to be a man's last romance.



OSCAR WILDE

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature
To stop speech when words become superfluous



INGRID BERGMAN

True poets don't write
Their thoughts with a pen...
they release the ink that flows
From within their heart



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I remember thinking
Sometimes we walk
Sometimes we run away
But I know
No matter how fast we are running
Somehow we keep up with each other



From the song I'LL BACK YOU UP by DAVE MATTHEWS BAND




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