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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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Love is the beauty of the soul


ST AUGUSTINE

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.



MAE WEST

To love and to be loved is like feeling the sun from both sides


From the book A CUP OF CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL by

Sometimes I hold you,
Too caught up in me to see,
I'm holding a fortune
That heaven has given to me.



From the song NOW AND FOREVER by RICHARD MARX

I tripped over your heart and fell.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Dill concluded by saying that he would love me forever and not to worry, he would come get me as soon as he got enough money,...
The fact that I had a permanent fiancÚ was little compensation for his absence: I had never thought about it, but summer was Dill by the fishpool smoking string,... Summer was the swiftness with which Dill would reach up and kiss me when Jim was not looking, the longings we sometimes made each other feel.
With him, life was routine; without him, life was unbearable.



From the book TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD by HARPER LEE

Don't be a guy,
The world is full of guys.
Be a man!



From the movie SAY ANYTHING

The time has come for me to stop letting
My whispering heart control my screaming mind!



From the song WHAT ABOUT by JANET JACKSON

Love exists only in the hearts of those who choose to acknowledge its existence...


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

When it's cold & dark at night,
And we're alone together,
I long to take you in my arms,
And cuddle you forever...



PURPLE RONNIE




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