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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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She walks in beauty like the night
of cloudless climes and starry skies;
All that's best of dark and bright
meets in her aspects and her eyes
Thus mellowed to the tender light
which heaven to gaudy day denies



BYRON

I'll tell you what real love is
It's blind devotion,
Utter submission,
Belief against yourself
And the whole world.
It's giving up your whole heart
And soul to the smiter.



From the book GREAT EXPECTATIONS by CHARLES DICKENS

What time we spend on lonely nights
When time should spend on mending fights



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

If love is a red dress, then hang me in rags


From the song IF LOVE IS A RED DRESS by MARIA MCKEE featured in the movie PULP FICTION

All great love is selfish


From the movie BEACHES

Love is like war,
Easy to begin but hard to end



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

To love is natural.
To understand the variations of love is wisdom.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The notion that there might be a better or more convenient time to love has cost many people a lifetime of regret.


LEO BUSCAGLIA

Finn: As Anna says about making a quilt, you have to choose your combination carefully. The right choices will enhance your quilt. The wrong choices will dull the colors, hide their original beauty. There are no rules you can follow. You have to go by instinct and you have to be brave.


From the movie HOW TO MAKE AN AMERICAN QUILT

When others kid me about being bald,
I simply tell them that
The way I figure it,
The good Lord only gave men so many hormones,
And if others want to waste theirs on growing hair,
That's up to them!



JOHN GLENN




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