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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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LOVE
Heavenly Father full of grace,
Bless my boyfriend's beautiful face,
Bless his hair that grows so straight,
And keep him away from the girls I hate!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

To love and win
Is the best thing,
To love and lose
Is the next best thing



WILLIAM M. THACKERAY

Sometimes the perfect person for you is the one you least expect


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

With the depth of a bottomless pit
I sink into your eyes.
Through that window I enter a void,
where I wish to be.
Breeze-like kisses on your soft face
my lips secretly wish.
Between the wall and me
there is only you and two heart beats.
Why must a wrong feel like this and,
why do your hands  touch beyond skin?
Ecstasy from the nothing,
desire beyond any control.
The want to make you feel
...like a woman,
a reason  you were looking for,
...to believe. 



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

Reason has taught him nothing -
All that he knows has been given to him,
Revealed to him by the heart.



LEO TOLSTOY ANNA KARENIN

It is too rash, too unadvised,
Too sudden, too like the lighting,
Which doth cease to be
Every one can say it lightens.
Sweet, good night!
This bud of love,
By summer's ripening breath,
May prove a beauteous flower
When next we meet.



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

In the witching hour
Of a tropic night,
Did a careless moonbeam
Leave you in its flight?



NATIVIDAD MARQUEZ

'I did not know you were traveling too.
Why?' she said, letting fall the hand with which she was about to take hold of the handrail. And her face shown with irrepressible joy and animation.'Why?' he repeated, looking straight into her eyes. 'You know I am going in order to be where you are' he said. 'I can't help it.'



From the book ANNA KARENINA by LEO TOLSTOY

Friendship with oneself is all-important
because without it
one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.



ELEANOR ROOSEVELT




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