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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Jack Dawson: Rose, you're the most astounding, wonderful girl/ woman I have ever met. But you are going to die if you don't break free, maybe not right away because you are strong, but sooner or later that fire that I love about you Rose, that fire is going to burn out.


From the movie TITANIC

Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.


JACQUES DELILLE

I know now
Only one thing matters in these days,
One thing, true love
Love and love alone
True Love



From the song JUMP UP BEHIND ME by JAMES TAYLOR

Love is sweet misery.


From the song CRYIN' by AEROSMITH

It wasn't raining yet
But it was definitely misty
on that warm November night
And my heart was pounding
My inner voice resounding
Begging me to turn away
But I just had to see your face
To feel alive
And then you casually walked in the room
And I was twisted in the web
Of my desire for you
(And I was twisted)
My apprehension blew away
I only wanted you
To taste my sadness
As you kissed me in the dark.



From the song THE ROOF by MARIAH CAREY

The key to a healthy marriage is to keep your eyes wide open before you wed and half-closed thereafter.


BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

It is when we all play it safe
That we create a world of utmost insecurity.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I sought for Love
But Love ran away from me.
I sought my Soul
But my Soul I couldn't see.
Then I sought You,
And I found all three.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love asks me no questions,
And gives me endless support...



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE




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