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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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If there ever comes a day
When we can't be together
keep me in your heart,
I'll stay there forever.



From the movie WINNIE THE POOH

In the starlight, in the starlight
At the daylights dewy close
When the nightingale is singing
His last love song to the rose;
In the calm clear night of summer
When the breezes softly play,
From the glitter of our dwelling
We will softly steal away.
Where the silvery waters murmur
By the margin of the sea,
In the starlight, in the starlight,
We will wander gay and free.



LAURA INGALLS WILDER

Love is not a matter of counting the years...
But making the years count.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is a language which the blind can see and the deaf can hear.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

'Love is the wild wind the heart rides home on.'


From the book THE MOST WANTED by JACQUELYN MITCHARD

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Friendship often ends in love;
But love in friendship - never



CHARLES CALEB COLTON

I had the sense to recognize,
That I don't know how to let you go...



From the song DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO by SARAH MCLACHLAN

Too late we learn,
a man must hold his friend
Unjudged, accepted,
trusted to the end.



JOHN BOYLE OREILLY

No matter where you go,
However far away,
A part of me will be with you
And a part of you, with me, will stay



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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