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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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With the most infinite tenderness
I have ever known in my life,
He put his arms around me,
Gently, gently,
And I embraced him around the neck
And we touched...



KATHERINE ANNE PORTER

My best friend is the one
who brings out the best in me.



HENRY FORD

Love is a haunting melody
That I have never mastered
And I fear I never will



WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS

Love at first sight never happens before breakfast


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

God made lovers so we don't have to go through this world alone


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The best feelings are those that
Have no words to describe them....



MICHELLE HAMMERSLEY

Where is fancy bred?
In the heart or in the head?



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Crazy how it feels tonight.
Crazy how you make it all alright love.
You crush me with the little things you do.
I do for you anything too.



From the song CRUSH by DAVE MATTHEWS BAND

[During an interview with Sam]
Dr. Fieldstone: Tell me what was so special about your wife?
Sam: Well, how long is your program?



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE

Lust is when you love what you see.
Love is when you lust for what's inside



RENEE CONKLE




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