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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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From the movie MY SO CALLED LIFE

They didn't set the boundaries,
They didn't draw that line,
They only know how they feel inside.
Maybe they're young and learnin'
Oh but they're no fools.
Here in their little world,
Love Rules



From the song LOVE RULES by THE KINLEYS

The wise woman is that who adds some sugar
To what she says to a man...
And some salt to what she hears from him



ANEES MANSOUR

You think I give myself to you?
Not so my friend you do not see My single purpose and intent- To make you give myself to me



NORA CUNNINGHAM

Never did I believe there could be
Such utter happiness in this world,
Such a feeling of unity
Between two mortal beings.
I love you- those three words have my life in them.



LOVE LETTER FROM ALEXANDREA TO NICHOLAS III

The person who said:
All is fair in love and war,
Obviously wasn't the person being hurt!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Men always want to be a woman's first love.
That is their clumsy vanity.
We women have a more subtle instinct about things.
What we like is to be a man's last romance.



OSCAR WILDE

Love sought is good,
But given unsought is better



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Some have a lifetime, some just a day.
Love isn't something you measure that way.
Nothings ever forever.Forever is a lie.
All we have is between hello and goodbye.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Then, one day it all came crashing down around me. He was gone and, as I hurt, I wondered if he had really loved me. I had so many questions-and so much to tell him. It was like an alarm had gone off too soon and now my dream was over. He was gone, and all that was left of all we had shared were a few letters and some memories that I was too proud to dwell on. My heart cried out for him, but my mind warned me to move on. In the end, that is what I did.


From the book CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE TEENAGE SOUL II by CAMBRA J. CAMERON




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