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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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Do you want me to tell you something really subversive?

Love is everything it's cracked up to be.
That's why people are so cynical about it.
It really is worth fighting for,
Being brave for,
Risking everything for.

And the trouble is,
If you don't risk anything,
You risk even more.



ERICA JONG

When the rain is blowing in your face
and the whole world is on your case
I would offer you a warm embrace
To make you feel my love
When the evening shadows and the stars appear
and there is no one to dry your tears
I could hold you for a million years
To make you feel my love



From the song TO MAKE YOU FEEL MY LOVE by GARTH BROOKS

Long after moments of closeness have passed,
a part of you remains with me
and warms the places your hands have touched
and hastens my heart for your return.



ROBERT SEXTON

Never did I believe there could be
Such utter happiness in this world,
Such a feeling of unity
Between two mortal beings.
I love you- those three words have my life in them.



LOVE LETTER FROM ALEXANDREA TO NICHOLAS III

Is it love that make us sad
and fills our hearts with sorrow?
Or is it the lover you love that breaks your heart
and makes you dread tomorrow?



CHRISTINA BRANCH

Is not a kiss the very autograph of love?


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

True love's the gift which God has given
To man alone beneath the heaven:
It is not fantasy's hot fire,
Whose wishes soon as granted fly;
It liveth not in fierce desire,
With dead desire it doth not die;
It is the secret sympathy,
The silver link, the silken tie,
Which heart to heart and mind to mind
In body and in soul can bind.



SIR WALTER SCOTT

Any woman that thinks
The way to a man's heart
Is through his stomach
Is aiming just a little too high!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

A woman never forgets the men she could have had;
A man, the women he couldn't



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

He who has never loved has never known true joy


TIM BYRON




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