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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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Unremembered and afar,
I watched you, as I watched a star.
In the darkness, struggling into view,
And I loved you better than you knew.



ELIZABETH AKERS ALLEN

And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak


From the book THE HOLY BIBLE by

If the sun should refuse to rise
And the moon doesn't hang in the night
The tides won't change, seasons rearrange
When the world is through
I will still love you



From the song STILL by 98 DEGREES

I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host



DOROTHY PARKER

This kind of certainty only comes once in a lifetime.



From the movie THE BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY

Have you ever loved somebody
So much it makes you cry?
Have you ever needed something so bad
You can't sleep at night?
Have you ever tried to find the words
But they don't come out right?
Have you ever?
Have you ever?



From the song HAVE YOU EVER by BRANDY

Love is not love
which alters when alteration finds



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

In their first passion
Women love their lovers,
In all others they love love.



LA ROCHEFOUCAULD

Everytime you smile,
I feel tremors in my heart,
I have but one concern,
My one concern is you.



From the song SITTING UP IN MY ROOM by BRANDY

You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And ....I don't want to go home right now



From the song IRIS by GOO GOO DOLLS




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