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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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Now for me some words come easy,
But I know that they don't mean that much,
Compared to the things that are said
When lovers touch...



JACKSON BROWNE LATE FOR THE SKY

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle


GLORIA STEINAM

How is it that something as big as the earth
Can spin in perfect harmony on its axis,
While something as small as my heart
Can go wildly out of control.
How can this be
When they are both in God's control?



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Willie: Do you want to go home with me?
Andera: No.
Willie: I had to ask, because to be honest with you, I don't find you the least bit attractive. Now do you want to go home with me?
Andera: No.



From the movie BEAUTIFUL GIRLS

Falling in love is awfully simple,
Falling out of love is simply awful!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Without friends no one would choose to live,
though he had all other goods.



ARISTOTLE

When the rain is blowing in your face
and the whole world is on your case
I would offer you a warm embrace
To make you feel my love
When the evening shadows and the stars appear
and there is no one to dry your tears
I could hold you for a million years
To make you feel my love



From the song TO MAKE YOU FEEL MY LOVE by GARTH BROOKS

If you should die before me,
Ask if you could bring a friend...



From the song STILL REMAINS by STONE TEMPLE PILOTS

Spring sweet rhythm dance in my head
Slip into my lover's eyes
Kiss me won't you kiss me now
And sleep I would inside your mouth



From the song LOVER LAY DOWN by DAVE MATTHEWS BAND

I love that you get cold
When it's seventy one degrees out,
I love that it takes you
An hour and a half to order a sandwich,
I love that you get a little crinkle
Above your nose
When you're looking at me like I'm nuts,
I love that after I spend a day with you
I can still smell your perfume on my clothes
And I love that you are the last person
I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.

And it's not because I'm lonely,
And it's not because it's New Year's Eve.
I came here tonight because
When you realize you want to spend
The rest of your life with somebody,
You want the rest of the life
To start as soon as possible.



From the movie WHEN HARRY MET SALLY




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