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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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There is no end. There is no beginning.

There is only the infinite passion of life



FEDERICO FELLINI

It is folly to pretend that one ever wholly recovers from a disappointed passion. Such wounds always leave a scar. There are faces I can never look upon without emotion; there are names I can never hear spoken without almost starting._


LONGFELLOW

When I saw you I fell in love,
And you smiled because you knew



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The Rose speaks silently,
in a language
known only to the heart



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock and sweet you roll.
Lost for you, I'm so lost for you.



From the song CRASH INTO ME by DAVE MATTHEWS BAND

Love doesn't sit there like a stone.
It has to be made like bread;
Remade all the time,
...Made new.



URSULA K LEGUIN

Guy: You know, you have to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince.
Gwen: [kisses him] There, one frog closer.



From the movie FIRED UP

I find friendship to be like wine,
raw when new,
ripened with age,
the true old man milk and restorative cordial.



THOMAS JEFFERSON

How lucky I am to have something
That makes saying goodbye so hard.



From the movie ANNIE

The notion that there might be a better or more convenient time to love has cost many people a lifetime of regret.


LEO BUSCAGLIA




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