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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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O woman! lovely woman! Nature made thee
To temper man: we had been brutes without you.
Angels are painted fair, to look like you:
There 's in you all that we believe of heaven,
Amazing brightness, purity, and truth,
Eternal joy, and everlasting love.



THOMAS OTWAY

Friendship with oneself is all-important
because without it
one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.



ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent.


JEAN KERR

With every friend I love who has been taken into the brown bosom of the earth a part of me has been buried there; but their contribution to my being of happiness, strength and understanding remains to sustain me in an altered world.


HELEN KELLER

There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love.



MOTHER TERESA

Love isn't brains...
It's blood,
Blood screaming
Screaming inside you to work its will



From the TV show BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

We have reason to believe
That man first walked upright
To free his hands for masturbation



LILY TOMLIN

That's how men are!
Ungrateful and never satisfied.
When you don't have them,
They hate you because you won't.
And when you do have them,
They hate you again, for some reason.
Or for no reason at all,
Except that they are discontented children,
And can't be satisfied whatever they get,
Let a woman do what she may.



D.H LAWRENCE

The heart wants what it wants....
There's no logic to those things



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Ask the child why it is born,
Ask the flower why it blossoms,
Ask the sun why it shines;
I love you because I must love you.



GEORGE UPTON




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