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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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There is no end. There is no beginning.

There is only the infinite passion of life



FEDERICO FELLINI

I will hate the man you marry,
Because he is not me,
And love him if he makes you smile.



From the book THE EYE OF THE WORLD by ROBERT JORDAN

I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet.



WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky.
A woman already knows!



FREDERICK RYDER

If she undervalues me,
What care I how fair she be?



SIR WALTER RALEIGH

You don't know the meaning of true love
If you think it can be deliberately selected.
You just love, that's all.
A natural force, irresistible



SAUL BELLOW HERZOG

For all the times I never said what I should have,
I thank you for all the times you understood.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Sally: Is Harry bringing anybody to the wedding?
Marie: I don't think so.
Sally: Is he seeing anybody?
Marie: He was seeing this anthropologist, but...
Sally: What's she look like?
Marie: Thin. Pretty. Big tits. Your basic nightmare.



From the movie WHEN HARRY MET SALLY

The only reason I would take up jogging
Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again!



ERMA BOMBECK

When women go wrong,
Men go right after them!



MAE WEST




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