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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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Speaking in silence is the most intimate communication two beings can achieve.


KAREN PANKAEW

As long as one heart still holds on,
Then hope is never really gone.



From the song THE CHANGE by GARTH BROOKS

To love a person is to learn the song
That is in their heart,
And to sing it to them
When they have forgotten.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I see your face in every flower,
Your eyes in stars above.
It's just the thought of you,
The very thought of you...My love.



From the song THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU by NAT KING COLE

You look so fineI want to...Break your heartAnd give you mine


From the song YOU LOOK SO FINE by GARBAGE

I love her with my words, as her touch is forbidden


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

For it was not into my ear you whispered
But into my heart;
It was not my lips you kissed,
But my soul...



JUDY GARLAND

You may give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

By moonlight many years ago
my true love did I know,
and by that moon I begged her wait
but that night did she go
So young loves heed my words
don't squander love away
the moon is changing ever still
soon comes the light of day



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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