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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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Love goes toward love
Like schoolboys from their books,
But love from love,...
Towards school with heavy looks.



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE in book ROMEO AND JULIET

No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread.


ROBERT BURTON

It is not enough to conquer;
One must know how to seduce



VOLTAIRE

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.


ZSA ZSA GABOR

By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

When a girl hears the story about snow white for the first time, she wishes that she's snow white with a prince charming to kiss her and wake her up...but in reality, the prince charming usually doesn't know that you're alive...and he doesn't really care.


From the movie 100% FEEL

Nothing improves with age.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

The only reason I would take up jogging
Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again!



ERMA BOMBECK

It is when we all play it safe
That we create a world of utmost insecurity.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes!


UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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