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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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Do you know what it's like to be in love?
Do you hold hands with an angel from high above
who was made just for you?
Well, I do.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love will not appear in command by one's heart,
But will reveal itself one way or another unexpectedly.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Countess Alexandrovna: You are the greatest lover I've ever had.
Boris Dimitrovich Grushenko: Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.




From the movie LOVE AND DEATH

Willie: Do you want to go home with me?
Andera: No.
Willie: I had to ask, because to be honest with you, I don't find you the least bit attractive. Now do you want to go home with me?
Andera: No.



From the movie BEAUTIFUL GIRLS

If I know what love is,
It is because of you.



HERMAN HESSE

Love is immense,
A blinding light your soul can only see.
Enjoy it now,
For it lives not long,
In your heart may it always be.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is to love and be loved in return.



From the song NATURE BOY by JOHN LEGUIZAMO featured in the movie MOULIN ROUGE

I was born to sorrow, to weeping,
My heart suffered silently;
But my means of delightful magic
Spell in the flowers of my years,
Quick as a flash my fortune had changed.



JACOPO FERRETTI

They didn't set the boundaries,
They didn't draw that line,
They only know how they feel inside.
Maybe they're young and learnin'
Oh but they're no fools.
Here in their little world,
Love Rules



From the song LOVE RULES by THE KINLEYS

Grace:
Do you think there is anyone anywhere
Right now who's doing exactly the
Same thing we are?
AJ: I hope so, or else what are we trying to save?



From the movie ARMAGEDDON




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