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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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It was just enough to sit there without words


LOUISE ERDRICH

Love is a haunting melody
That I have never mastered
And I fear I never will



WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS

All at once, you look across a crowded room for no one in particular,
just looking. Suddenly, you see him, but, oh, how many times you've
seen him before. So why did your heart just skip a beat? Your eyes
meet by mere coincidence, or is it? At that moment you both instantly
know that the relationship between the two of you, will never be the same again.



From the movie MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING

I still miss my Ex,
But my aim is getting better



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

There's a light in my eyes,
But it's too bright to see,
And a pain in my heart
Where you used to be.
I guess I was wrong to believe
You were waiting here for me.
There's a light in your eyes,
But it's not burning for me?



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

If I go away
What would still remain of me?
The ghost within your eyes?
The whisper in your sighs?
You see...Believe
And I'm always there



JON OLIVA

I'll see you in my dreams.
Hold you in my dreams.
Someone took you out of my arms,
Still I feel the thrill of your charms.
Lips that once were mine.
Tender eyes that shine.
They will light my way tonight,
I'll see you in my dreams.



JIMMY DURANTE

Dill concluded by saying that he would love me forever and not to worry, he would come get me as soon as he got enough money,...
The fact that I had a permanent fiancÚ was little compensation for his absence: I had never thought about it, but summer was Dill by the fishpool smoking string,... Summer was the swiftness with which Dill would reach up and kiss me when Jim was not looking, the longings we sometimes made each other feel.
With him, life was routine; without him, life was unbearable.



From the book TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD by HARPER LEE

I remember thinking
Sometimes we walk
Sometimes we run away
But I know
No matter how fast we are running
Somehow we keep up with each other



From the song I'LL BACK YOU UP by DAVE MATTHEWS BAND

Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes!


UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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