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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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If thou must love me,
Let it be for naught
Except for love's sake only



ELIZABETH BROWNING

When you were young and fell in love
Your love was evermore
Your tender heart had yet to prove
What true love had in store
As time went by,
so did the charm
along with hopes and dreams
and as for being in his arms
it was not like it seemed

For as the years showed bitter truth
and you were yet to see
the harshness of a dying love
Love called



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Where there is great love,
There are always miracles.



WILLA CATHER

Why is it that every time I'm with you
Makes me believe in magic?



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Rain fell last night- quiet, gentle rain
That tapped against my widow pane
And called me back from troubled sleep,
To soothe a heart too numb to weep.
My loneliness was too deep and real,
And like a wound that would not heal,
It throbbed within me, and I knew
My arms were empty without you.
But as I listened to the sound
Of soft rain falling on the ground,
I heard your voice, tender and clear,
Call my name, and oh my dear,
I threw my window open wide,
To let the sweet rain rush inside.
It kissed my lips, my eyes, my hair,
And love, I knew that you were there.
Tears that my heart could not release
Fell down from Heaven, bringing peace.
Last night while gray clouds softly wept,
I held you in my arms and slept.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The best feelings are those that
Have no words to describe them....



MICHELLE HAMMERSLEY

Love is for the strong of will and weak of heart


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

If you want to read about love and marriage,
You've got to buy two separate books!



ALAN KING

Getting married is easy. Staying married, is very difficult. Staying happily married for a life time should rank among the fine arts!


ROBERTA FLACK

I would rather have had one breath of her hair,
one kiss of her mouth
and one touch of her hand
than eternity without it.



From the movie CITY OF ANGELS




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