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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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Christine and Raul:
Share each day with me
Each night, each morning.
Christine: Say you love meRaul: You know I doChristine: Love me. That's all I ask of youEOR
Shannon



From the opera PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

For in the face of heartbreak,
I look up and realize it is self inflicted.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

'Love is a season for the migrant heart to rest in.'


From the book THE MOST WANTED by JACQUELYN MITCHARD

I love her with my words, as her touch is forbidden


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

A love that is forbidden can not be destroyed.


AMANDA JENSON

I know too late what I have truly lost.


From the book THE HUNDRED SECRET SENSES by AMY TAN

So though you're with her,
Love you I must



SHARON M. M.

Have no friends not equal to yourself


CONFUCIUS

Love changes everything.
Days are longer,
Words mean more.
Love changes everything.
Pain is deeper than before.
Love can turn your world around,
And that world will last forever




ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER in book ASPECTS OF LOVE

With the depth of a bottomless pit
I sink into your eyes.
Through that window I enter a void,
where I wish to be.
Breeze-like kisses on your soft face
my lips secretly wish.
Between the wall and me
there is only you and two heart beats.
Why must a wrong feel like this and,
why do your hands  touch beyond skin?
Ecstasy from the nothing,
desire beyond any control.
The want to make you feel
...like a woman,
a reason  you were looking for,
...to believe. 



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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