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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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All the immense images in me...
All arise within me to mean you,
Who forever elude me.



RAINER MARIA RILKE

There are many things in life that may catch your eye,
But only a few will catch your heart.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

If you love someone you say it,...
you say it right then, out loud,...
or the moment just...
passes you by



From the movie MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING

If there'll be sorrow
Let it be for things undone
Undreamed, unrealized, unattained
To these add one:
Love withheld . . . restrained



MARI EVANS

If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

I don't want too much love...
Just a steady supply.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

When you wanna hold someone,
You gotta hold em'
Like it's the last minute of your life.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

When our hearts first drink
The golden nectar of love
It keeps on drinking
Until it drowns itself.



JC STEWART

True love cannot be found
where it truly does not exist;
nor can it be hidden
where it truly does




From the movie KISSING A FOOL

Beauty times brains equals a constant


BECKHAP'S LAW.




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