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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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Somewhere, there is someone who dreams of your smile,
And finds in your presence that life is worthwhile.
So when you are lonely, remember it's true,
That somebody, somewhere, is thinking of you.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

One word frees us
Of all the weight and pain in life,
That word is Love



SOPHOCLES

The only wrong thing would be to deny what your heart truly feels


From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

When others kid me about being bald,
I simply tell them that
The way I figure it,
The good Lord only gave men so many hormones,
And if others want to waste theirs on growing hair,
That's up to them!



JOHN GLENN

I'd hold you, I'd need you
I'd get down on my knees for you
And make everything alright
If you were in these arms
I'd love you, I'd please you
I'd tell you that I'd never leave you
And love you till the end of time
If you were in these arms tonight



From the song IN THESE ARMS by BON JOVI

If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

To see and feel one's beloved naked for the first time is one of life's pure, irreducible epiphanies. If there is a true religion in the universe, it must include that truth of contact or be forever hollow. To make love to the one true person who deserves that love is one of the few absolute rewards of being a human being, balancing all of the pain, loss, awkwardness, loneliness, idiocy, compromise, and clumsiness that go with the human condition. To make love to the right person makes up for a lot of mistakes.



From the book RISE OF ENDYMION by DAN SIMMONS

I see your face in every flower,
Your eyes in stars above.
It's just the thought of you,
The very thought of you...My love.



From the song THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU by NAT KING COLE

Fate exists but it can only take you so far,
Because once you're there
It's up to you to make it happen.



From the movie CAN'T HARDLY WAIT

John: 'I don't believe in love.' Chris: 'So what are you looking for?' John: 'Love.' Chris: 'You just said you didn't believe in love.' John: 'Well I don't believe in Unicorns either, but it would still be cool to have one...'


JOHN MEDINGER & CHRIS COFFEN




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