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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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When will I love you?
Really, I can't say!
Maybe never. Maybe tomorrow.
But certainly not today!



From the opera CARMEN

When love becomes a command,
Hatred can become a pleasure.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

To love somebody
who doesn't love you,
Is like going to a temple
And worshipping the behind
Of a wooden statue ...
Of a hungry devil.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The rose speaks of love silently
In a language known only to the heart.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I like not only to be loved,
But to be told I am loved



T.S. ELIOT

What is a friend?
A single soul in two bodies.



ARISTOTLE

Everytime she sneezes I believe it's love


From the song ANNA BEGINS by COUNTING CROWS

Ah, yes, 'divorce'.
From the Latin for
'Having your genitals torn off
...Through your wallet'!



ROBIN WILLIAMS

Johnny: I've never known anybody like you, Baby. You look at the world and you think you can make it better. If somebody's lost, you find them. If somebody's bleedin'...

Baby: Yeah, I go get my Daddy. That's really brave, like you said.

Johnny: That took a lotta guts to go to him. You are not scared of anything.

Baby: Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw. I'm scared of what I did, of who I am. And most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life, the way I feel when I'm with you.



From the movie DIRTY DANCING

I would rather have had
One breath of her hair,
One kiss from her mouth,
One touch of her hand,
Than eternity without it. One!



From the movie CITY OF ANGELS




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