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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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Close your eyes and bow your head,
I need a little sympathy
'Cause fear is strong
And love's for everyone who isn't me



From the song BURDEN IN MY HAND by SOUNDGARDEN

You say it best when you say nothing at all


KEITH WHITLEY

At the first kiss I felt something melt inside me that hurt in an exquisite way. Al my longings, all my dreams and sweet anguish, all the secrets that slept deep within me came awake, everything was transformed and enchanted, everything made sense.


From the book NARCISSUS AND GOLDMUND by HERMAN HESSE

And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak


From the book THE HOLY BIBLE by

There is a land of the living
And a land of the dead
And the bridge is love...
The only survival, the only meaning



THORNTON WILDER

Love enters with a tiptoe and leaves with the slamming of the door.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The most I can do for my friend
is simply to be his friend.
I have no wealth to bestow on him.
If he knows that I am happy in loving him,
he will want no other reward.
Is not friendship divine in this?



HENRY DAVID THOREAU

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman!


MARGARET THATCHER

A sigh is the heart's own natural laugh.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

You may give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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