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 Funny Love Quotes 
funny love quotes #1
FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.
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THE DICTIONARY OF DATING
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funny love quotes #2
EYE CONTACT:
A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.
Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
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THE DICTIONARY OF DATING
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funny love quotes #3
EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.
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THE DICTIONARY OF DATING
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funny love quotes #4
Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.
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From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO
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funny love quotes #5
Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.
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From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO
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funny love quotes #6
To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess
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H.L. MENCKEN
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