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funny love poem #1
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

My night
has become
a sunny dawn
because of you



IBN ABBAD

Who do you run to
When the only person in the world
Who can make you stop crying,
Is exactly the one who is making you cry?



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Never close your lips to those
Whom you have opened your heart.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Before you find your handsome prince,
You've got to kiss a lot of frogs.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

The greatest weakness of most humans
Is their hesitancy to tell others,
How much they love them
While they're alive.



ORLANDO A. BATTISTA

If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Ay Me! For aught that I could ever read
Could ever hear by tale or history,
The course of true love never did run smooth



From the book A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

What you feel is what you are,
And what you are is beautiful.



From the song SLIDE by GOO GOO DOLLS

I will hate the man you marry,
Because he is not me,
And love him if he makes you smile.



From the book THE EYE OF THE WORLD by ROBERT JORDAN




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