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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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The Rose speaks silently,
in a language
known only to the heart



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know.
Women do.
Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'



JERRY SEINFELD

Kindness in words creates confidence,
Kindness in thinking creates profoundness,
Kindness in giving creates love



LAO-TZE

A glowing ember,
Burning hot and burning slow
Deep within I'm shaken
By the violence of existing
For only you
I know I can't be with you
I do what I have to do



From the song DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO by SARAH MACLACHLAN

I lay here this night
and think of our past
the wonderful times we hold
the stones that fate has cast
This romance that we share
Trembles me with fear
That our paths may never cross again
where do we go from here
Wherever chance may take us
remember this true tale
My heart will always beat your name
True love will never fail



From the song TRUE LOVE WILL NEVER FAIL by RYAN TRELEVEN

I get this feeling we'll be together again. No straight lines make up my life, all roads have bends. No clear cut beginnings and so far no dead ends.


HARRY CHAPINFROM

So, fall asleep love, loved by me....
For I know love, I am loved by thee.



ROBERT BROWNING

Love is being stupid together



PAUL VALERY

Your voice makes me tremble inside
And your smile is an invitation
For my imagination to go wild



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

When you were young and fell in love
Your love was evermore
Your tender heart had yet to prove
What true love had in store
As time went by,
so did the charm
along with hopes and dreams
and as for being in his arms
it was not like it seemed

For as the years showed bitter truth
and you were yet to see
the harshness of a dying love
Love called



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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