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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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It wasn't raining yet
But it was definitely misty
on that warm November night
And my heart was pounding
My inner voice resounding
Begging me to turn away
But I just had to see your face
To feel alive
And then you casually walked in the room
And I was twisted in the web
Of my desire for you
(And I was twisted)
My apprehension blew away
I only wanted you
To taste my sadness
As you kissed me in the dark.



From the song THE ROOF by MARIAH CAREY

DREAM
You will be gone
Like the wind and its blowing,
Love cannot go with you
Where you are going.
Love fits his steps
To the man in the street;
You ask the wings of the world
For his feet.
Love is the width
Of a house and a bed;
Why must the sky alone
Cover your head?
Yet who can say
Which is wisest or best,
The dream in the heart,
Or the dream possessed?



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is an irresistible desire
To be irresistibly desired.



ROBERT FROST

So excuse me forgetting,
But these things I do,
You see, I've forgotten
If they're green or they're blue
But anyway, the thing is,
What I really mean...
Yours are the sweetest eyes
I've ever seen.



From the song YOUR SONG by ELTON JOHN

Sometimes the heart does what it wants, without asking the mind


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I'll tell you what real love is
It's blind devotion,
Utter submission,
Belief against yourself
And the whole world.
It's giving up your whole heart
And soul to the smiter.



From the book GREAT EXPECTATIONS by CHARLES DICKENS

Where there is love, there is life


MAHATMA GANDHI

Love is to linger...
Not to dance in the shadows
Of the brokenhearted



ALISA PRICE

Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

The world today is hungry
Not only for bread
But hungry for love;
Hungry to be wanted,
Hungry to be loved...



MOTHER TERESA




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