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funny love poem #1
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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Deep is where it is dark
Where there is mystery
where the way is not known
where it is easy to become fearful
and even turn back
But deep within your heart,
is where there's always strength to go in
where truth becomes known
where your love holds me close
where I need not be afraid.
My hidden self
deep, deep down
in the womb of yourself
safe, nourished, guarded, enlivened
Take me there
....I wanna go.



JOYCE RUPP

William Thacker: I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills.
Everyone in the world knows who you are.
Anna Scott: I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.



From the movie NOTTING HILL

The only limitation that a man can experience with love is words to describe it


JONATHAN KNOX

Marriage is a wonderful institution,
But who wants to be institutionalized? EOR
Jill



GROUCHO MARX

Take, oh take these lips away,
That so sweetly were forsworn;
and those eyes, the break of day
lights that di miss lead the morn.
But my kisses bring again;
Seals of love, but sealed in vain,
Sealed in vain.



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Is it love that make us sad
and fills our hearts with sorrow?
Or is it the lover you love that breaks your heart
and makes you dread tomorrow?



CHRISTINA BRANCH

To love and to be loved is like feeling the sun from both sides


From the book A CUP OF CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL by

The stolen kisses are always the sweetest


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

There is one pain I often feel,
Which you'll never know.
It's caused by absence of you.



ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT

You have not lived
Until you've found someone worth dying for



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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