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funny love poem #1
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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For our love to see the light of day,
you and I must suffer,
endure days and nights without each other.
How are you coping my Dear?
When will we meet again?
When will my heart skip a beat?
When will that kiss happen again?
When?



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

In peace, Love tunes the shepherd's reed;
In war, he mounts the warrior's steed;
In halls, in gay attire is seen;
In hamlets, dances on the green.
Love rules the court, the camp, the grove,
And men below and saints above;
For love is heaven, and heaven is love.



SIR WALTER SCOTT

You gotta laugh, it's the only way to true love


From the movie MICHAEL

The heart that can
No longer love passionately,
Must with fury hate



JEAN RACINE

Every time you sleep with a boy
You sleep with all his old girlfriends!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Her smile sets the sun
And her eyes bring the waves
And nothing can challenge,
Estrange, or rearrange
The beauty and grace
That I see in her face.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Can he love her?
Can the soul really be satisfied
With such polite affections?
To love is to burn,
...to be on fire.



From the movie SENSE AND SENSIBILITY

The making of friends,
who are real friends,
is the best token we have
of a man success in life.



EDWARD EVERETT HALE

Love is the extremely difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.


IRIS MURDOCH

Love is a haunting melody
That I have never mastered
And I fear I never will



WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS




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