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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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The Heart is an organ of fire.....


From the movie THE ENGLISH PATIENT

Be a God and hold me with a charm!
Be a man and fold me with thine arm



ROBERT BROWNING

And nothing in love is free,
So if it's not worth fighting for,
It's worth nothing at all.



From the song WHITE TOWN by WHITE TOWN

Passion makes us desperate


V.C. ANDREWS

Oh,when I flung my heart away,
The year was at its fall.
I saw my dear, the other day,
Beside a flowering wall;
And this was all I had to say:
'I thought that he was tall'



DOROTHY PARKER

Marriage is an Athenic weaving together of families, of two souls with their individual fates and destinies, of time and eternity--everyday life married to the timeless mysteries of the soul.


THOMAS MOORE

No man should marry
Until he has studied anatomy
And dissected at least one woman



From the book LA PHYSIOLOGIE DU MARRIAGE by HONORé DE BALZAC

When a girl hears the story about snow white for the first time, she wishes that she's snow white with a prince charming to kiss her and wake her up...but in reality, the prince charming usually doesn't know that you're alive...and he doesn't really care.


From the movie 100% FEEL

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months
I don't like to interrupt her



BITTER MEN SAY THE CUTEST THINGS

When you love you should not say,
God is in my heart,
But rather,
I am in the heart of God.



From the book THE PROPHET by KAHLIL GIBRAN




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