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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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The heart wants what it wants....
There's no logic to those things



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Is it possible to be just friends with someone I have these sort of non-moderate feelings for, or am I doomed forever to just be in love and ultimately significantly hurt?


From the TV show FELICITY

Then, one day it all came crashing down around me. He was gone and, as I hurt, I wondered if he had really loved me. I had so many questions-and so much to tell him. It was like an alarm had gone off too soon and now my dream was over. He was gone, and all that was left of all we had shared were a few letters and some memories that I was too proud to dwell on. My heart cried out for him, but my mind warned me to move on. In the end, that is what I did.


From the book CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE TEENAGE SOUL II by CAMBRA J. CAMERON

Better than I was...
more than I am...
and all of this happened
with the touch of your hand.
And who I am now is
who I've wanted to be...
and now that we're together
I'm stronger than ever,
happy and free.
It's a beautiful thing--
don't think I can keep it all in...
I just got to let you know
what it is that won't let me go--
it's your love.
It just does something to me...
sends a shock right through me
and I can't get enough.

If you wonder about the spell I'm under--
It's your love.



From the song IT'S YOUR LOVE by TIM MCGRAW AND FAITH HILL

Marriage is a wonderful institution,
But who wants to be institutionalized? EOR
Jill



GROUCHO MARX

I have 200 sheets of paper in front of me and I still don't have enough room to tell you how much I love you.


DANNY BUSTILLO

Some have a lifetime, some just a day.
Love isn't something you measure that way.
Nothings ever forever.Forever is a lie.
All we have is between hello and goodbye.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is the only force
That can lift one man up on his feet
While sinking another man down to his knees



TOM NELSON

Love is like a friendship caught on fire.
In the beginning a flame, very pretty,
Often hot and fierce,
But still only light and flickering.
As love grows older,
Our hearts mature
And our love becomes as coals,
Deep-burning and unquenchable



BRUCE LEE

NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING




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