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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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A man may be said to love most truly that woman
In whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is affirmation. Jealousy, possessiveness are doubt.Jealousy and possessiveness have nothing to do with love.
Every act of love should be cause for joy in every person who is aware of it.



From the book DAS ENERGI by PAUL WILLIAMS

There are but three different kinds of love.
The first love is a love we all have.
The second is a love we all think we have but don't.
And the third kind is a love so true,
that everyone wants but can never have



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

My heart smiled when you kissed my lips.
What a sweet surprise.



JAN ARDEN

What time we spend on lonely nights
When time should spend on mending fights



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Where there is great love,
There are always miracles.



WILLA CATHER

The heart may freeze or it can burn
The pain will ease if I can learn,
There is no future, there is no past,
I live this moment as my last.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love? It's kind of complicated, kid -
But I'll tell you this.
The second you're willing
To make yourself miserable
To make someone else happy -
That's love right there.
Is that why I eat all my vegetables
When my mother tells me to?



From the book A HEARTBEAT AWAY by

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

The heart's affections are divided
Like the branches of the cedar tree;
If the tree loses one strong branch;
It will suffer but it does not die;
It will pour all its vitality
Into the next branch
So that it will grow
And fill the empty place.



KAHLIL GIBRAN




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