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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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I believe that if I should die
and you were to walk near my grave,
from the very depths of the earth
I would hear your footsteps.



BENITO PEREZ GALDOS

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.


ELIZABETH BOWEN

It's funny how sometimes something has to happen to finally realize how you feel about a person


From the movie MY SO CALLED LIFE

You love simply because you cannot help it


KIM ANDERSON

When you love someone,
And you love them with your heart,
It never disappears
When you're apart.
And when you love someone
And you've done all you can do,
You set them free,
And if that love was true....
When you love someone
It will all come back to you



From the movie FORGET PARIS

Love at the lips was touchAs sweet as I could bear.


ROBERT FROST

I really believe that if there's any kind of God,
He wouldn't be in any one of us
---Not you, not me,
But just in the space in between.
If there's some magic in this world,
It must be in the attempt
Of understanding someone else,
Sharing something.
Even if it's almost impossible to succeed,
But who cares,...
The answer must be in the attempt.



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

In the starlight, in the starlight
At the daylights dewy close
When the nightingale is singing
His last love song to the rose;
In the calm clear night of summer
When the breezes softly play,
From the glitter of our dwelling
We will softly steal away.
Where the silvery waters murmur
By the margin of the sea,
In the starlight, in the starlight,
We will wander gay and free.



LAURA INGALLS WILDER

'I did not know you were traveling too.
Why?' she said, letting fall the hand with which she was about to take hold of the handrail. And her face shown with irrepressible joy and animation.'Why?' he repeated, looking straight into her eyes. 'You know I am going in order to be where you are' he said. 'I can't help it.'



From the book ANNA KARENINA by LEO TOLSTOY

Don't you care for my love? She said bitterly.
I handed her the mirror, and said:
Please address these questions to the proper person!
Please make all requests to head-quarters!
In all matters of emotional importance
Please approach the supreme authority direct! -
So I handed her the mirror
And she would have broken it over my head
But she caught sight of her own reflection
And that held her spellbound for two seconds
.... While I fled.



D.H LAWRENCE




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