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funny love poem #1
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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I can't say anymore than I love you
Anything else would be a waste of breath



ELVIS COSTELLO

He stared coldly into the eyes of the uneasy adolescent here to pick up his daughter. She scuffled away up the stairs to get a sweater with a girlish giggle acknowledging her anxiety about tonight.
Now alone, he looked the boy up and down and said under his breath, 'Little boys, ha, only after one thing.' The boy kept is gaze straight ahead and replied, 'Yes sir, I am.'

The man, nearly knocked off his feet and as angry as hell, took the boy by the shoulder and spun him around so they were face to face. Almost snarling, he tightened the grip on his shoulder.
The boy looked calmly into his furious eyes and continued, 'Her heart.'



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is immense,
A blinding light your soul can only see.
Enjoy it now,
For it lives not long,
In your heart may it always be.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all


THOMAS HARDY

When a man's wife learns to understand him,
She usually stops listening to him.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

To let a fool kiss you is stupid,
To let a kiss fool you is worse.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love cures people--both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it


KARL MENNINGER

You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust enough



FRANK CRANE

This is the reason why mothers are more devoted to their children
than fathers: it is that they suffer more in giving them birth and
are more certain that they are their own



ARISTOTLE

Marriage is a wonderful invention;
But, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.



BILLY CONOLLY




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