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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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For there has never been a tale of more woe,
Than that of Juliet and her Romeo



From the book ROMEO AND JULIET by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

It's like some people just come through our lives
To bring us something, a gift, a blessing,
A lesson we need to learn,
And that's why they're here....



From the book THE GIFT by DANIELLE STEEL

Can he love her?
Can the soul really be satisfied
With such polite affections?
To love is to burn,
...to be on fire.



From the movie SENSE AND SENSIBILITY

Love seeketh not itself to please
Nor for itself has any care,
But to another lends it's ease,
And builds a heav'n in hell's despair



WILLIAM BLAKE in book THE PEBBLE AND THE CLOD

Can the ocean keep from rushing to the shore?
It's just impossible.
If I had you could I ever ask for more?
It's just impossible.
And tomorrow, should you ask me for the world
Somehow I'd get it,
I would sell my very soul And not regret it
For to live without your love
Is just impossible



From the song IT'S IMPOSSIBLE by PERRY CUOMO

I spent last night dreaming of your eyes,
But your hair kept getting in the way.
Your lips dropped in to tell me how you'd been,
But when I tried to kiss them,
My pillow told me I'd missed them.
Your voice dropped by and sang a lullaby,
And it was then I knew just what to do.
I'd fall asleep and then,
I'd dream of you again.



From the song I'LL DREAM OF YOU AGAIN by HARRY CONNICK JR

Did my heart love till now?
Forswear it sight,
For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.



From the movie ROMEO AND JULIET

Eric: Okay, Coreena, I don't know how to say this, so I'm going to choose my words very carefully. I think you're a psycho. I want to get as far away from you as I possibly can.
Coreena: What?
Eric: I'm just not the guy for you. You need a guy who's happy, and perky all the time. Maybe a guy who's had part of his brain removed and he thinks he's a bunny, and you can go off and be bunnies together.



From the TV show BOY MEETS WORLD

Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

Fate exists but it can only take you so far,
Because once you're there
It's up to you to make it happen.



From the movie CAN'T HARDLY WAIT




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