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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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Sometimes someone says something really small and it just fits into this empty place in your heart.


From the TV show MY SO CALLED LIFE

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Let the world stop turning,'
let the sun stop burning,
let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true.
In this life I was loved by you.



From the song IN THIS LIFE by COLLIN RAYE

He drew a circle that shut me out
heretic, rebel, a thing to flout..
But love and I had the wit to win;
We drew a circle that took him in.



EDWIN MARKHAM

The greatest gift is a portion of thyself


RALPH WALDO EMERSON

It ain't love that hurts,
It is the absence of it that does.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The deepest feeling always shows itself in silence.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Once in a while,
Right in the middle of an ordinary life,
Love gives us a fairy tale.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Fly Me To The Moon
Fly me to the moon
Let me play among those stars
Let me see what spring is like On Jupiter and Mars

In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby kiss me

Fill my heart with song
And let me sing for ever more
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore

In other words, please be true
In other words, I love you



From the song FLY ME TO THE MOON by FRANK SINATRA

I will hate the man you marry,
Because he is not me,
And love him if he makes you smile.



From the book THE EYE OF THE WORLD by ROBERT JORDAN




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