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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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I love being married.
It's so great to find one special person
You want to annoy for the rest of your life.



RITA RUDNER

If all else perished, and he remained,
I would still continue to be;
And, if all else remained and he were annihilated,
The universe would turn to a mighty stranger



From the book WITHERING HEIGHTS by

Because you lie beside me now,
I dream of kites and carousels
and sleep at peace within myself
and fear the night no more...



ROBERT SEXTON

Don't talk of love, show me.


From the movie MY FAIR LADY

I've found that a good way to get slapped by a feminist upon meeting her is to reply:
'Oh. You're a feminist ? I think that's so cute'



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The bird you caught by surprise
Beats its wing, and off it flies.
Love ignores you, you wait and mope,
Then there it is-when you give up hope.
Love's all around you. Quick, quick!
You have no man, or you have your pick.
Think you've found love?
It turns you down cold.
Think you've escaped it?
It has you in its hold.

Is an english translation of:


L'oiseau que tu croyais surprendre
Battit de l'aile et s'envola-
L'amour est loin, tu peux l'attendre;
Tu ne l'attends plus- il est lÓ.
Tout autour de toi, vite, vite,
Il vient, s'en va, puis il revient-
Tu crois le tenir, il t'Úvite,
Tu veux l'Úviter; il te tient



From the opera CARMEN

If he's the right man for you,
You can't just let him slip on by.



From the movie THE BUTCHER'S WIFE

Be not afraid, for I have loved you.
And that gift can never be destroyed,
even if all the worlds are changed forever.
Even in the darkest night love remains,
as it always has, as it always will.



From the book SPIRITS WALKING WOMEN by MARGRET ALLEN

True love is friendship caught on fire.




It's not true that married men
Live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.!



BITTER MEN SAY THE CUTEST THINGS




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