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funny love poem #1
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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Share each day with me
Each night, each morning.
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Shannon



From the opera PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

In the witching hour
Of a tropic night,
Did a careless moonbeam
Leave you in its flight?



NATIVIDAD MARQUEZ

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

If I had wings...
I would walk with you



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

If it's wrong to love you then my heart just won't let me be right.


From the song MY ALL by MARIAH CAREY

To love is to risk not being loved in return.
To hope is to risk pain.
To try is to risk failure,
But risk must be taken,
Because the greatest hazard in life
Is to risk nothing



From the book LIVING, LEARNING AND LOVING by LEO BUSCAGLIA

When you love someone
you'll sacrifice
You'd give everything you've got
and you don't think twice.
You'd risk it all
no matter what may come.
When you love someone.
You'll shoot the moon
Put out the sun.
When you love someone.



From the song WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE by BRYAN ADAMS

The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them;
There ought to be as many for love!



MARGARET ATWOOD

The magic of first love
Is our ignorance
That it can never end.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is the emblem of eternity;
It confounds all notion of time



ANNA LOUISE DE STAEL




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