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funny love poem #1
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted
Is the most terrible poverty.



MOTHER TERESA

Love is an endless act of forgiveness,
a tender look which becomes a habit.



PETER USTINOV

When the rain is blowing in your face
and the whole world is on your case
I would offer you a warm embrace
To make you feel my love
When the evening shadows and the stars appear
and there is no one to dry your tears
I could hold you for a million years
To make you feel my love



From the song TO MAKE YOU FEEL MY LOVE by GARTH BROOKS

Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

Willie: Do you want to go home with me?
Andera: No.
Willie: I had to ask, because to be honest with you, I don't find you the least bit attractive. Now do you want to go home with me?
Andera: No.



From the movie BEAUTIFUL GIRLS

I wish I could carry your smile in my heart,
For times when my life seems so low



From the song ALL OUT OF LOVE by AIR SUPPLY

We may eventually come to realize that chastity
Is no more a virtue than malnutrition.



ALEX COMFORT

True poets don't write
Their thoughts with a pen...
they release the ink that flows
From within their heart



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.


JACQUES DELILLE

Out of a world of laughter
Suddenly I am sad. . .
Day and night it haunts me
The kiss I never had.



SYDNEY KING RUSSELL




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