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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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My face in thine eye, thine in mine appears,
And true plain hearts do in the faces rest;
Where can we find two better hemispheres,
Without sharp north, without declining west?
Whatever dies, was not mix'd equally;
If our two loves be one, or, thou and I
Love so alike, that none do slacken, none can die.



JOHN DONNE

Hearts will never be practical
until they can be made unbreakable.



From the movie WIZARD OF OZ

There are only four questions of value in life:
What is sacred?
Of what is the spirit made?
What is worth living for?
What is worth dying for?
The answer to each is the same - only love



From the movie DON JUAN DEMARCO

I will prepare and someday my chance will come.


ABRAHAM LINCOLN

When your heart gets broken,
You start to see the cracks in everything.
It's my belief that the world is out to harden us,
And it is our mission never to let it.



From the TV show FELICITY

There is no sense in loving someone
You can never wake up next to
Except by chance.



From the book THE PASSION by JEANNETTE WINTERSON

It's the heart afraid of breaking
that never learns to dance
It's the dream afraid of waking
that never takes a chance
and the soul afraid of dying
that never learns to live



From the song THE ROSE by BETTE MIDLER featured in the movie THE ROSE

To love is to risk not being loved in return.
To hope is to risk pain.
To try is to risk failure,
But risk must be taken,
Because the greatest hazard in life
Is to risk nothing



From the book LIVING, LEARNING AND LOVING by LEO BUSCAGLIA

My friend lost 5 inches on the Slim Fast plan.
Now he has no penis at all!



ROB MUNDA

The heart already knows
What the mind can only dream of.
Trust your heart



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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