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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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When you truly know the meaning of the word love,
You will also know the meaning of the word pain.



JAVAN

I always thought I had to be rich to own the stars


From the movie MOLL FLANDERS

So excuse me forgetting,
But these things I do,
You see, I've forgotten
If they're green or they're blue
But anyway, the thing is,
What I really mean...
Yours are the sweetest eyes
I've ever seen.



From the song YOUR SONG by ELTON JOHN

Let the world stop turning,'
let the sun stop burning,
let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true.
In this life I was loved by you.



From the song IN THIS LIFE by COLLIN RAYE

Learn from you parents' mistakes
Use birth control!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I'd hold you, I'd need you
I'd get down on my knees for you
And make everything alright
If you were in these arms
I'd love you, I'd please you
I'd tell you that I'd never leave you
And love you till the end of time
If you were in these arms tonight



From the song IN THESE ARMS by BON JOVI

A kiss may not be the truth,
But it is what we wish were true



STEVE MARTIN

Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not as we expect it to be but as it is--is to see that unless we live for each other and in and through each other, we do not really live very satisfactorily; that there can really be life only where there really is, in just this sense, love.


FREDERICK BUECHNER

Love isn't about finding the perfect person,
It's about seeing an imperfect person perfectly



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

There are no guarantees.
From the viewpoint of fear,
None are strong enough.
From the viewpoint of love,
None are necessary



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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