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funny love poem #1
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN

A true friend stabs you in the front.


From the movie CAN'T HARDLY WAIT

And not a moment too soon
Without a minute to spare
You touched my heart
When I didn't have a prayer
In my darkest hour
With my world filled with gloom
Your sweet love saved me
Not a moment too soon



From the song NOT A MOMENT TO SOON by TIM MCGRAW

A man in love is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished



ZSA ZSA GABOR

Charm is a woman's strength, while strength is a man's charm. Our job is not to see through one another, but to see one another through.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Speak of me as I am...
One that loved not wisely but too well



From the theatre play OTHELLO

Love seeketh not itself to please
Nor for itself has any care,
But to another lends it's ease,
And builds a heav'n in hell's despair



WILLIAM BLAKE in book THE PEBBLE AND THE CLOD

For all the sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest of these:
It might have been



JOHN GREENLEAF WHITTIER

The only reason I would take up jogging
Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again!



ERMA BOMBECK

You love me so much,
You want to put me in your pocket.
And I should die there smothered.



D.H LAWRENCE




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