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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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I will hate the man you marry,
Because he is not me,
And love him if he makes you smile.



From the book THE EYE OF THE WORLD by ROBERT JORDAN

If the government could read my mind
They'd know I'm thinking of you.



From the song IF THE GOVERNMENT COULD READ MY MIND by THE VANDALS

Ask the child why it is born,
Ask the flower why it blossoms,
Ask the sun why it shines;
I love you because I must love you.



GEORGE UPTON

She wishes upon stars
and hopes within dreams
that she'll never wake up;
she's not what she seems.

Judgements passed upon her,
she doesn't even care
and she's still hoping to fall in love
with what's not even there.
She is a synonym for broken
and within her darkened soul,
the tears flow unrestricted
but she'll never let you know.
So she stares up at the night sky,
and drifts within the moonbeam's glow
God tells me she's an angel,
but I already know.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Justice is the loveliest
And health is the best
But the sweetest to obtain
Is the heart's desire



ARISTOTLE ETHICS

Rain is like a woman
Rain, in silver, wanders
Up and down the hills,
Strolls across the meadows
As her whimsy wills.
Rain is like a woman
Walking with her lover
Back and forth upon the road,
This side then over.
Moving on the garden,
Touching every flower,
Yet not thinking of it
Hour after hour.
Wind must be her lover,
Tall, white and slim;
Silver rain and white wind,
She will follow him.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

DESIRE....better known as agony


DON GILL

Friendship with oneself is all-important
because without it
one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.



ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

Someday, when I'm awfully low,
and the world is cold,
I will feel a glow just thinking of you,
and the way you look tonight...



From the song THE WAY YOU LOOK TONIGHT by TONY BENNETT

Heavy the sorrow that bows the head,
When love is alive and hope is dead.



LORD BYRON




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