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funny love poem #1
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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Failing to be there when a man wants her
Is woman's greatest sin,
Except for being there
When he doesn't want her.



HELEN ROWLAND

If all the world and love were young,
And truth in every shepherd's tongue,
These pretty pleasures might me move
To live with thee, and be thy love.



SIR WALTER RALEIGH

New love means more than thousand years of friendship...
At least for the moment.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them;
There ought to be as many for love!



MARGARET ATWOOD

Heavy the sorrow that bows the head,
When love is alive and hope is dead.



LORD BYRON

A woman unsatisfied must have luxuries.

But a woman who loves a man
Would sleep on a board



D.H LAWRENCE

And you know our love has been
Through rougher weather,
But our passion's like a rose
The seasons tell it how it grows
And not much compares
To the times we've shared together.



SHAWN MULLINS

God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman.
..And God help him still more if he finds her.



BENJAMIN TILLETT

I could stay awake, just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping,
While you're far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Every moment I spend with you is a moment I treasure...



From the song I DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING by AEROSMITH

A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets


From the movie TITANIC




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