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funny love poems #1
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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It's been so long since I made love
I can't even remember who gets tied up!



JOAN RIVERS

I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry



BRENDAN BEHAN

Our lives are shaped by those who love us and by those who refuse to love us.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

What value has compassion that does not take its object in its arms?


ANTOINE DE SAINT EXUPERY

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams


ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

But how do you merge into this thing called a couple
And still keep a little room for yourself?



From the movie HOW TO MAKE AN AMERICAN QUILT

And I forgot to tell you
I love you
And night's too long
And cold here without you



From the song I LOVE YOU by SARAH MACLACHLAN

Never love with all your heart
It only ends in aching.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN

John: 'I don't believe in love.' Chris: 'So what are you looking for?' John: 'Love.' Chris: 'You just said you didn't believe in love.' John: 'Well I don't believe in Unicorns either, but it would still be cool to have one...'


JOHN MEDINGER & CHRIS COFFEN




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