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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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Until that day when women,
And only women,
Shall determine which American males must,
By law, have vasectomies,
Then - and only then -
Will you or any man have the right
To determine which American women
Can have abortions!



BETTY BEALE

All great love is selfish


From the movie BEACHES

Love is the emblem of eternity;
It confounds all notion of time



ANNA LOUISE DE STAEL

We can cure physical disease with medicine, but the only cure for loneliness, despair and hopelessness is love.



MOTHER TERESA

Tommy: Can I ask you a question?
Andera: Go ahead.
Tommy: How long have you been going out with your boyfriend?
Andera: Eight months.
Tommy: And it's good?
Andera: It's very good.
Tommy: He makes you happy?
Andera: Yeah. I look for that in a man you know. The ones that make me miserable don't seem to last.



From the movie BEAUTIFUL GIRLS

The only way to understand any woman is to love her...
And then it isn't necessary to understand her.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I love thee, I love but thee
With a love that shall not die
Till the sun grows cold
And the stars grow old.



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I remember thinking
Sometimes we walk
Sometimes we run away
But I know
No matter how fast we are running
Somehow we keep up with each other



From the song I'LL BACK YOU UP by DAVE MATTHEWS BAND

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt the sun doth move
Doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt thy love.



From the book HAMLET by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE




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