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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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You will see a lot of things,
But they will mean nothing to you
If you lose sight of the thing you love.



From the movie AT FIRST SIGHT

I never understood it when people said 'Love is all you need.' This is probably because they didn't say 'The love of a beautiful, passionate, compassionate, skillful, intelligent, loving, and all-around perfect woman is all you need.' Or, in other words, 'Keep looking.'


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

True Love is like ghosts,
Everyone talks about
But very few have seen.



LA ROCHEFOUCAULD

When a young man complains
that a young woman has no heart,
it is a pretty sure sign that she has his.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings


OLIN MILLER

When you love you should not say,
God is in my heart,
But rather,
I am in the heart of God.



From the book THE PROPHET by KAHLIL GIBRAN

Soul meets soul on lover's lips.


PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY

Real love hurts;
Real love makes you totally vulnerable and open;
Real love will take you far beyond yourself;
Therefore real love will devastate you.
If love does not shatter you,
You do not know love



JENN CROSSETT

Love cannot endure indifference. It needs to be wanted. Like a lamp it needs to be fed out of the oil of another's heart, or its flame dies out.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is like a rumor,
Everyone talks about it,
But no one truly knows



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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