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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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Love is a hidden fire,
A pleasant sore,
A delicious poison,
A delectable pain,
An agreeable torment,
A sweet and throbbing wound,
A gentle death.



FERNANDO DE PUJAS

When true friends meet in adverse hour
Tis like a sunbeam through a shower.
A watery way an instant seen,
The darkly closing clouds between



SIR WALTER SCOTT

Jane says,'I've never been in love, no.'
She don't know what it is
She only knows if someone wants her
'I want them if they want me....'
'I only know they want me...'



From the song JANE SAYS by JANE'S ADDICTION

I'll always be there.
There when the world and its promise
is failing.
There when the frost of its winter
is cursing.
There when the tears in your eyes
keep on asking me why.
I'll always be there.



From the song I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE by ROCH VOISINE

WM. Perish: '...It's missing everything that matters'

Joe Black: 'Which is what?'

WM. Perish: 'Trust, responsibility, taking the weight for your choices and feelings and spending the rest of your life living up to them...and above all, not hurting the object of your love.'

Joe Black: 'So this is love according to William Perish?'

WM. Perish: 'Multiply it by infinity and take it to the depths of forever and you'll still have barely a glimpse of what I am talking about.'

Joe Black: 'Those were my words.'

WM. Perish: 'They're mine now.'



From the movie MEET JOE BLACK

Some have a lifetime, some just a day.
Love isn't something you measure that way.
Nothings ever forever.Forever is a lie.
All we have is between hello and goodbye.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

If I go away
What would still remain of me?
The ghost within your eyes?
The whisper in your sighs?
You see...Believe
And I'm always there



JON OLIVA

Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

If I know what love is,
It is because of you.



HERMAN HESSE

I never understood it when people said 'Love is all you need.' This is probably because they didn't say 'The love of a beautiful, passionate, compassionate, skillful, intelligent, loving, and all-around perfect woman is all you need.' Or, in other words, 'Keep looking.'


UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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