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funny love poems #1
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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I lay here this night
and think of our past
the wonderful times we hold
the stones that fate has cast
This romance that we share
Trembles me with fear
That our paths may never cross again
where do we go from here
Wherever chance may take us
remember this true tale
My heart will always beat your name
True love will never fail



From the song TRUE LOVE WILL NEVER FAIL by RYAN TRELEVEN

Each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday
And less than tomorrow.



ROSEMONDE GERARD

Marriage-a book in which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.


BEVERLY NICHOLS

I remember thinking
Sometimes we walk
Sometimes we run away
But I know
No matter how fast we are running
Somehow we keep up with each other



From the song I'LL BACK YOU UP by DAVE MATTHEWS BAND

Three seconds to say i love you,
Three hours to explain it,
and a lifetime to prove it.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Every time I date a man I think: Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?


RITA RUDNER

To all virgins....
Thanks for nothin'!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace, but we would be hollow;
Empty rooms, shuttered and dark,...
Without passion, we'd be truly dead.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I will prepare and someday my chance will come.


ABRAHAM LINCOLN

True love doesn't have a happy ending:
True love doesn't have an ending



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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