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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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Kindness in words creates confidence,
Kindness in thinking creates profoundness,
Kindness in giving creates love



LAO-TZE

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks;
A woman loses hers after four kisses



H.L. MENCKEN

If you love someone you say it,...
you say it right then, out loud,...
or the moment just...
passes you by



From the movie MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING

To love is not a part of things
Or a part of life.
To love is the WHOLE of things
And the whole of life.
In my heart is my love for you
And in my love for you life whole is.



VENUS DE MEDICI

He had a word, too. Love, he called it. But I had been used to words for a long time. I knew that that word was like the other: just a shape to fill a lack; that when the right time came, you wouldn't need a word for that anymore than for pride or fear.


WILLIAM FAULKNER

Sally: Is Harry bringing anybody to the wedding?
Marie: I don't think so.
Sally: Is he seeing anybody?
Marie: He was seeing this anthropologist, but...
Sally: What's she look like?
Marie: Thin. Pretty. Big tits. Your basic nightmare.



From the movie WHEN HARRY MET SALLY

Don't live in the past...
Look for tomorrow.
Live for today
Or you'll drown in your sorrow.
Don't be too confined
So your spirit can dance.
You won't be fulfilled
If you don't take a chance...



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

When our hearts first drink
The golden nectar of love
It keeps on drinking
Until it drowns itself.



JC STEWART

Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

Love is a many splendored thing
It's the April rose,
That only grows
In the early spring
Love is nature's way of giving,
A reason to be living,
The golden crown
That makes a man a king...,



From the song LOVE IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING by FRANK SINATRA featured in the movie LOVE IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING




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