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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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Out of a world of laughter
Suddenly I am sad. . .
Day and night it haunts me
The kiss I never had.



SYDNEY KING RUSSELL

I know it's probably impossible that we will ever be together....But, that doesn't mean we can't have a few laughs together, you know.
I'll take whatever you can give cause I'm just happy to be with you!




From the movie GOOD MORNING VIETNAM

When you love someone
you'll sacrifice
You'd give everything you've got
and you don't think twice.
You'd risk it all
no matter what may come.
When you love someone.
You'll shoot the moon
Put out the sun.
When you love someone.



From the song WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE by BRYAN ADAMS

If all else perished, and he remained,
I would still continue to be;
And, if all else remained and he were annihilated,
The universe would turn to a mighty stranger



From the book WITHERING HEIGHTS by

The heart may freeze or it can burn
The pain will ease if I can learn,
There is no future, there is no past,
I live this moment as my last.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

A tilted heaven
touches you above me
as you lean back into the sun
And your heart sounds like
it's praying
Please wait for me
I always get lost
but I would fall in the mud
I would waver back to God
if it earned you
protected you
If you stayed and maybe
after a while
I might finally feel at home
in love



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

'Well, then, you just say it. If you love me, you tell me right here and now. And if you want me to marry you, you ask me, and then maybe I will and maybe I won't.'
Mike came over to me and crouched down by my chair so he could see my face. He spoke low so my uncle couldn't hear. 'I love you Kathy. I always have, and I think you've always known it.'
I couldn't stand the look in his eyes, the earnest almost pleading look. I turned away from it. I, a sixteen-year-old, had demanded that this sergeant of the Northwest Mounted humble himself, and he had.
'I'll make you happy, girl. I'll give my life to it. I want you for my wife.' He didn't touch me. Didn't even take my hand. But I felt and knew only Mike.
'I'm going to marry you. I'm going to marry him,' I said to my uncle. But my uncle was no longer there.
Mike stood up, drawing me with him. We held to each other, and I had never had him so close.



From the book MRS. MIKE by BENEDICT FREDDMAN AND NANCY FREEDMAN

Love is not blind -
It sees more, not less.
But because it sees more,
It is willing to see less.



JULIUS GORDON

If I had a wish,
I would be your tears,
To be born in your eyes
And to die on your lips.
But if you were my tears,
I would never cry
In fear of losing you!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Real love hurts;
Real love makes you totally vulnerable and open;
Real love will take you far beyond yourself;
Therefore real love will devastate you.
If love does not shatter you,
You do not know love



JENN CROSSETT




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