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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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Tommy: Can I ask you a question?
Andera: Go ahead.
Tommy: How long have you been going out with your boyfriend?
Andera: Eight months.
Tommy: And it's good?
Andera: It's very good.
Tommy: He makes you happy?
Andera: Yeah. I look for that in a man you know. The ones that make me miserable don't seem to last.



From the movie BEAUTIFUL GIRLS

Love doesn't make the world go 'round.
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.



FRANKLIN JONES

Love is a flame which burns in heaven, and whose soft reflections radiate to us, two worlds are opened, two lives given to it. It is by love that we double our being; it is by love that we approach God.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet.



WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
What is essential is invisible to the eye.



From the book THE LITTLE PRINCE by ANTOINE DE SAINT EXUPERY

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman!


MARYON PEARSON

Delilah: Charles hasn't let me French kiss him in I-don't-know when.
Last time I sucked one of the fillings clean out of his tooth.



From the movie THE FIVE MRS. BUCHANANS

'Love is the wild wind the heart rides home on.'


From the book THE MOST WANTED by JACQUELYN MITCHARD

As for me, I looked at him and felt nothing else. His every movement, his manners, the sound of his voice made me tremble. When a passion like this gets hold of you, it never lets you go, never till your last breath. It burns all in you, and still flames, when there is nothing more to burn...But then, how happy, oh! How happy I was!


From the book THE HUSBAND I BOUGHT by AYN RAND

Love goes toward love
Like schoolboys from their books,
But love from love,...
Towards school with heavy looks.



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE in book ROMEO AND JULIET




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