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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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To wear your heart on your sleeve
Isn't a very good plan;
You should wear it inside,
Where it functions best.



MARGARET THATCHER

I'm so afraid to love you,
but more afraid to lose
Clinging to a past
that doesn't let me choose
Once there was a darkness,
deep and endless night
You gave me everything you had,
oh you gave me light



From the song I WILL REMEMBER YOU by SARAH MCLACHLAN

Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough


DINAH SHORE

And in the end, the love you take
Is equal to the love you make.



From the song IN THE END by THE BEATLES

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together


WOODROW WILSON

The man who said 'A bird in the hand's worth two in the bush' has been putting his bird in the wrong bushes



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

If you risk nothing,
Then you risk everything.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

These three remain- hope,faith, and love,
But the greatest of these is love.



From the book THE HOLY BIBLE by

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses



LORD DEWAR

If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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