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funny love poems #1
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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The person who said:
All is fair in love and war,
Obviously wasn't the person being hurt!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love.



MOTHER TERESA

Did my heart love till now?
Forswear it sight,
For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.



From the movie ROMEO AND JULIET

You never know what you have lost until you've lost it.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love doesn't ask why,
Speaks from the heart
and never explains,
Don't you know that
Love doesn't think twice,
It comes all at once
Or whispers from a distance...



From the song LOVE DOESN'T ASK WHY by CELINE DION

Without love there would be no squeezing of hands,
No softening of hurts...
And there would be no eyes to share joy with



FLAVIA WEEDON

My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month,
But I know two guys she's cut out entirely!



RODNEY DANGERFIELD

Passionate love is a quenchless thirst.


KAHLIL GIBRAN

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love doesn't sit there like a stone.
It has to be made like bread;
Remade all the time,
...Made new.



URSULA K LEGUIN




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