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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest


From the book HAMLET by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Won't be any tears falling from these eyes
Cause when true, love never dies.
No distance can keep us apart
As long as you're here in my heart.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Take, oh take these lips away,
That so sweetly were forsworn;
and those eyes, the break of day
lights that di miss lead the morn.
But my kisses bring again;
Seals of love, but sealed in vain,
Sealed in vain.



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

She walks in beauty like the night
of cloudless climes and starry skies;
All that's best of dark and bright
meets in her aspects and her eyes
Thus mellowed to the tender light
which heaven to gaudy day denies



BYRON

I love you
Because the Earth turns
Round the sun
Because the North wind
Blows north sometimes
Because the Pope is Catholic
And most Rabbis Jewish
Because winters flow into springs
And the air clears after a storm
Because only my love for you
Despite the charms of gravity
Keeps me from falling off this Earth
Into another dimension
I love you
Because it is the natural order of things



NIKKI GIOVANNI in book LOVE POEMS

If it's wrong to love you then my heart just won't let me be right.


From the song MY ALL by MARIAH CAREY

Oh she's nice, she's kind,
Innocent too.
She's probably pretty
The right one for you
So Just forget me:
I'm only a friend
Though I'll be with You
Until the end



SHARON M. M.

The sound of a kiss is not
So loud as a cannon,
But its echo lasts
A great deal longer!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Johnny: I've never known anybody like you, Baby. You look at the world and you think you can make it better. If somebody's lost, you find them. If somebody's bleedin'...

Baby: Yeah, I go get my Daddy. That's really brave, like you said.

Johnny: That took a lotta guts to go to him. You are not scared of anything.

Baby: Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw. I'm scared of what I did, of who I am. And most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life, the way I feel when I'm with you.



From the movie DIRTY DANCING

Eric: The little things used to mean so much to Shelley, I used to think they were trivial.
Believe me nothing is trivial.



From the movie THE CROW




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