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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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Kisses are better fate than wisdom


E.E. CUMMINGS

Love is like playing the piano.
First you learn to play by the rules,
Then you must forget the rules and play from the heart.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I'll be your crying shoulder,
I'll be love suicide,
I'll be better when I'm older,
I'll be the greatest fan of your life



From the song I'LL BE by EDWIN MCCAIN

Heavy the sorrow that bows the head,
When love is alive and hope is dead.



LORD BYRON

Love is a language which the blind can see and the deaf can hear.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Man's love is of man's life a part;
It is woman's whole existence!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace, but we would be hollow;
Empty rooms, shuttered and dark,...
Without passion, we'd be truly dead.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

What you want might make you cry
And what you need might pass you by
If you don't catch it
And what you need ironically might
Turn what you want it to be
If you just let it.



From the song WHEN IT HURTS SO BAD by LAURYN HILL

Calling it a simple schoolgirl crush was like saying a Rolls Royce was a vehicle with four wheels, something like a hay wagon. She did not giggle wildly and blush when she saw him, nor did she chalk his name on trees or write it on the walls of the Kissing Bridge. She simply lived with his face in her heart all of the time, a kind of sweet, hurtful ache. She would have died for him.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

If there ever comes a day
When we can't be together
keep me in your heart,
I'll stay there forever.



From the movie WINNIE THE POOH




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