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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The magic of first love
Is our ignorance
That it can never end.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Seduce my mind and you can have my body,
Find my soul and I'm yours forever.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

To see and feel one's beloved naked for the first time is one of life's pure, irreducible epiphanies. If there is a true religion in the universe, it must include that truth of contact or be forever hollow. To make love to the one true person who deserves that love is one of the few absolute rewards of being a human being, balancing all of the pain, loss, awkwardness, loneliness, idiocy, compromise, and clumsiness that go with the human condition. To make love to the right person makes up for a lot of mistakes.



From the book RISE OF ENDYMION by DAN SIMMONS

Absence is to love
What wind is to fire;
It extinguishes the small,
It enkindles the great



ROGER DE BUSSY-RABUTIN

If love was an ocean, but you were afraid of water, would you stand in the sand at look at it waiting to feel the mist of the waves, or would you take the chance, dive right in and not think about it?


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Tommy: Can I ask you a question?
Andera: Go ahead.
Tommy: How long have you been going out with your boyfriend?
Andera: Eight months.
Tommy: And it's good?
Andera: It's very good.
Tommy: He makes you happy?
Andera: Yeah. I look for that in a man you know. The ones that make me miserable don't seem to last.



From the movie BEAUTIFUL GIRLS

You may give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I count myself in nothing else so happy
As in a soul remembering my good friends.



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Once upon a time there was a girl I knew, who lived across
the street. Brown hair, brown eyes. When she smiled, I smiled.
When she cried, I cried. Every single thing that ever happened
to me that mattered, in some way, had to do with her. That day
Winnie and I promised each other that no matter what, we'd be
together. It was a promise full of passion and truth and wisdom.
It was the kind of promise that can only come from the hearts of
the very young.



From the TV show THE WONDER YEARS




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