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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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Two things only a man cannot hide:
That he is drunk,
And that he is in love.



ANTIPHANES

I spent last night dreaming of your eyes,
But your hair kept getting in the way.
Your lips dropped in to tell me how you'd been,
But when I tried to kiss them,
My pillow told me I'd missed them.
Your voice dropped by and sang a lullaby,
And it was then I knew just what to do.
I'd fall asleep and then,
I'd dream of you again.



From the song I'LL DREAM OF YOU AGAIN by HARRY CONNICK JR

I love the lines the men use to get us into bed.

Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.

What am I, a microwave?!



BEVERLY MICKENS

Once he drew with one long kiss
My whole soul through my lips,
As sunlight drinketh dew.



LORD TENNYSON

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know.
Women do.
Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'



JERRY SEINFELD

I will speak ill of no man,
and speak all the good I know of everybody.



BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Love at the lips was touchAs sweet as I could bear.


ROBERT FROST

Le coeur a ses raisons
Que la raison ne connait point.
The heart has its reasons,
Whereof reason knows nothing



PASCAL

The knowledge that can destroy a person
Is knowing that the one you love
Cannot love you back.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

If you always love who you always liked
Then you'll always get who you always got



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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