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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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I know now
Only one thing matters in these days,
One thing, true love
Love and love alone
True Love



From the song JUMP UP BEHIND ME by JAMES TAYLOR

I have loved to the point of madness;
That which is called madness,
That which to me,
Is the only sensible way to love



FRANCOIS SAGAN

I would rather have had one breath of her hair,
one kiss of her mouth
and one touch of her hand
than eternity without it.



From the movie CITY OF ANGELS

They didn't set the boundaries,
They didn't draw that line,
They only know how they feel inside.
Maybe they're young and learnin'
Oh but they're no fools.
Here in their little world,
Love Rules



From the song LOVE RULES by THE KINLEYS

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury



GEORGE BURNS

In real love you want the other person's good.
In romantic love you want the other person



MARGARET ANDERSON

Somewhere I have never traveled,
Gladly beyond any experience,
Your eyes have their silence:
Something in me understands
The voice of your eyes is deeper than all.



E.E. CUMMINGS

Poets are all who love,
Who feel great truths,
And tell them;
and the truth of truths is love.



PHILIP JAMES BAILEY

A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets


From the movie TITANIC

The key to a healthy marriage is to keep your eyes wide open before you wed and half-closed thereafter.


BENJAMIN FRANKLIN




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