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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things you lack.
If you do not have it, no matter what else there is, it is not enough.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

You say don't fear your dreams,
It's easier than it seems.
You say you'll never let me fall
From hopes so high,
But never is a promise
And you can't afford to lie.



FIONNA APPLE

The friendship that can cease has never been real.


SAINT JEROME

And ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation


From the book THE PROPHET by KAHLIL GIBRAN

To love is not a part of things
Or a part of life.
To love is the WHOLE of things
And the whole of life.
In my heart is my love for you
And in my love for you life whole is.



VENUS DE MEDICI

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



LANA TURNER

Give in to love or live in fear


From the musical RENT

Love is like a violin.
The music may stop now and then,
But the strings remain forever



JUNE MASTERS BACHER

I don't understand a God that would allow us to meet
When there is no way for us to be together.



From the movie CITY OF ANGELS

As he looks at me I wonder: Has he known?
That inside my heart a flower has grown?
A flower that longs for his tender embrace?
Or the sight of his handsom face?
As he looks at me, can he see?
The flower of love that I only wish to be?



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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