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funny love poems #1
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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In peace, Love tunes the shepherd's reed;
In war, he mounts the warrior's steed;
In halls, in gay attire is seen;
In hamlets, dances on the green.
Love rules the court, the camp, the grove,
And men below and saints above;
For love is heaven, and heaven is love.



SIR WALTER SCOTT

L is for the way you look at me.
O is for the only one I see.
V is very very extraordinary.
E is even more than anyone that you adore.
And love, is all that I can give to you.
Love, is more than just a game for two.
Two in love can make it, take my heart and please don't break it.
LOVE was made for me and you.



From the song L.O.V.E by NAT KING COLE

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one.


RALPH WALDO EMERSON

When a man says it's a silly, childish game,
It's probably something his wife can beat him at!



EPPERSON'S LAW

You can give without loving,
But you cannot love without giving



AMY CARMICHAEL

Marriage resembles a pair of shears,
So joined that they cannot be separated;
Often moving in opposite directions,
Yet always punishing anyone who comes between them!



SYDNEY SMITH

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that!


CLARENCE DARROW

The lover sleeps and amid his dreams
His angel comes on sunlit beams.
To waken him with kisses sweet,
For her love for him is oh so deep.
She wakes him with her caresses light
Upon his skin and smiles so bright.
And in her eyes, he sees the love
She feels for him neath stars above.
He comes to her to gently place,
Kisses upon her neck and face.
To caress her body and touch her soul For together two become a whole.
The love they make is deep and true
And in this embrace their love renew
When all is done and all's been said
Upon her breasts he rests his head
And hears her heart beat for him alone A greater love, he's never known



UNKNOWN

Only the disinterested examiner can clearly see into women's hearts.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Out of a world of laughter
Suddenly I am sad. . .
Day and night it haunts me
The kiss I never had.



SYDNEY KING RUSSELL




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