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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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For love is heaven and heaven is love.


SIR WALTER SCOTT

I'd marry again if I found a man
Who had 15 million dollars
And would sign over half of it to me
Before the marriage and...
Guarantees he'd be dead within a year!



BETTE DAVIS

Would I were free from this restraint,
Or else had hope to win her!
Would she could make of me a saint
Or I of her a sinner!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I love thee, I love but thee
With a love that shall not die
Till the sun grows cold
And the stars grow old.



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

To A Kiss

Humid seal of soft affections,
Tender pledge of future bliss,
Dearest tie of young connections,
Love's first snow-drop, virgin kiss.

Speaking silence, dumb confession,
Passion's birth, and infants' play,
Dove-like fondness, chaste concession,
Glowing dawn of brighter day.

Sorrowing joy, adieu's last action,
Lingering lips, -- no more to join!
What words can ever speak affection
Thrilling and sincere as thine!



ROBERT BURNS

Why don't you just hang on to your joystick.


From the movie LOST IN SPACE

I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be . . . if you'll be my baby.


From the song TO THE MOON AND BACK by SAVAGE GARDEN

Love is not for lazy persons, to exist in its fullness, sometime it demands very precise and strong gestures.


SUSANNA TAMARO VA OU TON COEUR TE PORTE

You will never know true happiness
until you have truly loved,
and you will never understand what pain really is
until you have lost it.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is a grand and complicated scheme that hardens, like coal hardens into a diamond.

A diamond is the only thing that can cut glass, and love is the only thing that can shatter a heart.




From the movie GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES




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