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funny love poems #1
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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A woman asked her husband to go to the video store and get 'Scent of a Woman'.
Her husband came back with a 'Fish Called Wanda'.



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Some people will die for love,
Others will die because they lost it.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Absence diminishes little passions
And increases great ones,
As wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire



LA ROCHEFOUCAULD

Advice is like snow; the softer it falls,
the longer it dwells upon,
and the deeper it sinks into the mind.



SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE

Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes!


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

To love another person
Is to see the face of God



From the musical LES MISERABLES

There's a light in my eyes,
But it's too bright to see,
And a pain in my heart
Where you used to be.
I guess I was wrong to believe
You were waiting here for me.
There's a light in your eyes,
But it's not burning for me?



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love should not easily be forgotten or left



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart


HELEN KELLER

They say that a man is not a real one until he hears his name from the lips of a woman... It could be.


ANTONIO MACHADO




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