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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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They didn't set the boundaries,
They didn't draw that line,
They only know how they feel inside.
Maybe they're young and learnin'
Oh but they're no fools.
Here in their little world,
Love Rules



From the song LOVE RULES by THE KINLEYS

There's a light in my eyes,
But it's too bright to see,
And a pain in my heart
Where you used to be.
I guess I was wrong to believe
You were waiting here for me.
There's a light in your eyes,
But it's not burning for me?



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true

...In this life I was loved by you.



From the song IN THIS LIFE by BETTE MIDLER

Can the ocean keep from rushing to the shore?
It's just impossible.
If I had you could I ever ask for more?
It's just impossible.
And tomorrow, should you ask me for the world
Somehow I'd get it,
I would sell my very soul And not regret it
For to live without your love
Is just impossible



From the song IT'S IMPOSSIBLE by PERRY CUOMO

Until that day when women,
And only women,
Shall determine which American males must,
By law, have vasectomies,
Then - and only then -
Will you or any man have the right
To determine which American women
Can have abortions!



BETTY BEALE

If you are ever in doubt
As to whether or not
You should kiss a pretty girl,
Always give her the benefit of a doubt.



THOMAS CARLYLE

Marriage resembles a pair of shears,
So joined that they cannot be separated;
Often moving in opposite directions,
Yet always punishing anyone who comes between them!



SYDNEY SMITH

Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart.
Cling to them as you would for your life,
For without them, life is meaningless.
Don't shut love out of your life
By saying it is impossible to find.
The quickest way to receive love is to give;
The fastest way to lose it,
Is to hold too tightly;
And the best way to keep it
Is to give it wings



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

Though I've never seen him fly,
On the wings of love, he carries me.
Heaven bound - I'm mystified,
How with just one kiss,
He made me believe in angels.
Though I've never seen him fly.



From the song FLY by THE WILKINSONS




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