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funny love sayings #1
When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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Love is born of faith,
Lives on hope,
And dies of charity



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

He had a word, too. Love, he called it. But I had been used to words for a long time. I knew that that word was like the other: just a shape to fill a lack; that when the right time came, you wouldn't need a word for that anymore than for pride or fear.


WILLIAM FAULKNER

How do I get there from here
How do I make you see
How do I tell you
What my heart's been tellin' me



DEANA CARTER

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury



GEORGE BURNS

When a man's wife learns to understand him,
She usually stops listening to him.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

He early on let her know who is the boss.

He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, 'You're the boss.'



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Thus nature has no love for solitude,
and always leans,
as it were,
on some support;
and the sweetest support is found
in the most intimate friendship.



CICERO

Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

Can he love her?
Can the soul really be satisfied
With such polite affections?
To love is to burn,
...to be on fire.



From the movie SENSE AND SENSIBILITY

We fly to beauty as an asylum
From the terrors of finite nature.



EMERSON




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