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When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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Everytime she sneezes I believe it's love


From the song ANNA BEGINS by COUNTING CROWS

Sometimes loving someone means letting them go.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Who, being loved, is poor?


OSCAR WILDE

If the people we love are stolen from us,
the way to have them live on
is to remember them.
Buildings burn, people die,
but real love is forever.



From the movie THE CROW

What I do and what I dream include thee
As the wine must taste of its own grapes
And when I sue God for myself
He hears that name of thine
And sees within my eyes
The tears of two
Cinder



ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING

The line between love and obsession
Is drawn by only circumstance



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is that kindness,
So rarely kind and never at all proper.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I dare not kiss so lovely a lady
I only have one heart to lose



From the movie FIRST KNIGHT

Talk not of wasted affection.
Affection never was wasted



LONGFELLOW

You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And ....I don't want to go home right now



From the song IRIS by GOO GOO DOLLS




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