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 Funny Love Sayings 
funny love sayings #1
When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.
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MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX
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funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure
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MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX
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funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
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MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX
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funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.
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MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX
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funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her
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MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX
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funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!
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From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE
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