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When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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Friendship that flows from the heart cannot be frozen by adversity, as the water that flows from the spring cannogt congeal in winter


JAMES FENIMORE COOPER

When you were young and fell in love
Your love was evermore
Your tender heart had yet to prove
What true love had in store
As time went by,
so did the charm
along with hopes and dreams
and as for being in his arms
it was not like it seemed

For as the years showed bitter truth
and you were yet to see
the harshness of a dying love
Love called



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

He fell on me like a wave.
But like a wave he washed away,
Leaving no sign that he had been there.



LOUISE ERDRICH

Every night I imagine touching your face,
but nothing is there except empty space.
My dreams are filled with visions of eternal bliss,
sealed by your tender and heavenly kiss.
I awake from my dreams,
yearning to hold you near,
searching but not finding  bringing me to tears.
I lie there thinking about how you showed me love,
making me wonder if you were sent from heaven above.
I fall asleep knowing that you are in my mind and my heart,
for love is eternal and we will never be apart



ANNDRIA TURNER

If I should meet thee after long years,
how should I greet thee?
With silence and tears.



ROBERT BROWNING

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.


ELIZABETH BOWEN

Justice is the loveliest
And health is the best
But the sweetest to obtain
Is the heart's desire



ARISTOTLE ETHICS

The heart is half a prophet


YIDDISH PROVERB

Love is to linger...
Not to dance in the shadows
Of the brokenhearted



ALISA PRICE




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