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funny love sayings #1
When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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He drew a circle that shut me out
heretic, rebel, a thing to flout..
But love and I had the wit to win;
We drew a circle that took him in.



EDWIN MARKHAM

There's a light in my eyes,
But it's too bright to see,
And a pain in my heart
Where you used to be.
I guess I was wrong to believe
You were waiting here for me.
There's a light in your eyes,
But it's not burning for me?



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Fate exists but it can only take you so far,
Because once you're there
It's up to you to make it happen.



From the movie CAN'T HARDLY WAIT

The pleasure is momentary,
The position ridiculous
And the expense damnable!



EARL OF CHESTERFIELD

You have not lived
Until you've found someone worth dying for



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

You think I give myself to you?
Not so my friend you do not see My single purpose and intent- To make you give myself to me



NORA CUNNINGHAM

When women go wrong,
Men go right after them!



MAE WEST

Oh she's nice, she's kind,
Innocent too.
She's probably pretty
The right one for you
So Just forget me:
I'm only a friend
Though I'll be with You
Until the end



SHARON M. M.

The best feelings are those that
Have no words to describe them....



MICHELLE HAMMERSLEY

He fell on me like a wave.
But like a wave he washed away,
Leaving no sign that he had been there.



LOUISE ERDRICH




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