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When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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Love is a friendship that has caught fire,
It takes root and grows
Filling your heart with desire



LINDSAY VOCHT

On every word you say,
I hang like an autumn leaf
just waiting to fall

A gentle breeze could carry me away
And as that leaf I'd fall from grace,
only to find a resting place,
deep within your heart



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is like quicksilver in the hand.
Leave the fingers open and it stays.
Clutch it, and it darts away



DOROTHY PARKER

There are two tragedies in life.
One is not to get your heart's desire.
The other is to get it.



BERNARD SHAW

Deep is where it is dark
Where there is mystery
where the way is not known
where it is easy to become fearful
and even turn back
But deep within your heart,
is where there's always strength to go in
where truth becomes known
where your love holds me close
where I need not be afraid.
My hidden self
deep, deep down
in the womb of yourself
safe, nourished, guarded, enlivened
Take me there
....I wanna go.



JOYCE RUPP

Justice is the loveliest
And health is the best
But the sweetest to obtain
Is the heart's desire



ARISTOTLE ETHICS

If there ever comes a day
When we can't be together
keep me in your heart,
I'll stay there forever.



From the movie WINNIE THE POOH

There are only four questions of value in life:
What is sacred?
Of what is the spirit made?
What is worth living for?
What is worth dying for?
The answer to each is the same - only love



From the movie DON JUAN DEMARCO

I need love.
I need the thing that happens
When your brain shuts off
And your heart turns on.



ELIZABETH WURTZEL PROZAC NATION

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that!


CLARENCE DARROW




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