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When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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For it was not into my ear you whispered
But into my heart;
It was not my lips you kissed,
But my soul...



JUDY GARLAND

How can I change your mind
Unravel the mystery
That confines us
Silence is hiding the pain
But deep in your soul
You must know
We've got to take a chance
And let our spirits flow
Love is an elusive thing
But into every heart it sings



From the song UNTIL by CASSANDRA WILSON

When we first met
We did not guess that love
Would prove so hard a master



ROBERT BRIDGES

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.



MAE WEST

You never lose from loving,
You lose from holding back



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The sound of a kiss is not
So loud as a cannon,
But its echo lasts
A great deal longer!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Free my heart to feel again
Free my mind to understand
Pull the blinds from my eyes
Let me see these endless skies
Tear this anger from my soul
Wash me clean and make me whole
Work my hands to make them strong
Lift my arms to carry on
Anywhere I go, never be alone
Finding myself too far from home



DON SWEETMAN

Though I've never seen him fly,
On the wings of love, he carries me.
Heaven bound - I'm mystified,
How with just one kiss,
He made me believe in angels.
Though I've never seen him fly.



From the song FLY by THE WILKINSONS

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle


GLORIA STEINAM

Too much of a good thing is wonderful


MAE WEST




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