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When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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Poets are all who love,
Who feel great truths,
And tell them;
and the truth of truths is love.



PHILIP JAMES BAILEY

It is when we all play it safe
That we create a world of utmost insecurity.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I understand all your doubts and fears
Of laying your heart on the line
But aren't you afraid of just throwing away
A love like yours and mine?



From the song LEAP OF FAITH by LIONEL CARTWRIGHT

That's how men are!
Ungrateful and never satisfied.
When you don't have them,
They hate you because you won't.
And when you do have them,
They hate you again, for some reason.
Or for no reason at all,
Except that they are discontented children,
And can't be satisfied whatever they get,
Let a woman do what she may.



D.H LAWRENCE

When you love someone
you'll sacrifice
You'd give everything you've got
and you don't think twice.
You'd risk it all
no matter what may come.
When you love someone.
You'll shoot the moon
Put out the sun.
When you love someone.



From the song WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE by BRYAN ADAMS

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart


JOSIAH G. HOLLAND

Love-
It is not a word, nor a single action.
In truth, it can never be wrong
Like the sunrise, perfect in every possible way.
It is many things and yet it must exist
In the small space of the heart.
Once found it can bloom endlessly, with no cease.
It can choke one's throat, bring one to tears...
But it never hides in shadows or in darkness
It never feeds itself on deception.
It grows with trust, honesty and compassion.
Nothing less, always more.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

You say it best when you say nothing at all


KEITH WHITLEY

To love and win
Is the best thing,
To love and lose
Is the next best thing



WILLIAM M. THACKERAY

Won't be any tears falling from these eyes
Cause when true, love never dies.
No distance can keep us apart
As long as you're here in my heart.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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