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funny love sayings #1
When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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Dreams last for so long
Even after you're gone
I know you love me
and soon you will see
You were meant for me
And I was meant for you



From the song YOU WERE MEANT FOR ME by JEWEL

The way to love anything
Is to realize that it might be lost



G. K. CHESTERTON

Who, being loved, is poor?


OSCAR WILDE

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

There is music in the beauty,
and the silent note which Cupid strikes,
far sweeter than the sound of an instrument;
for there is music wherever there is harmony, order, or proportion; a
nd thus far we may maintain the music of the spheres



From the book RELIGIO MEDICI by SIR THOMAS BROWNE

I will live in thy heart,
Die in thy lap,
And be buried in thy eyes



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

I always thought I had to be rich to own the stars


From the movie MOLL FLANDERS

There are two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is to live as though everything is a miracle



ALBERT EINSTEIN

What is a friend?
A single soul in two bodies.



ARISTOTLE

Where there is love, there is life


MAHATMA GANDHI




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