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funny love sayings #1
When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



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funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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When your heart gets broken,
You start to see the cracks in everything.
It's my belief that the world is out to harden us,
And it is our mission never to let it.



From the TV show FELICITY

What value has compassion
That does not take its object in its arms?



ANTOINE DE SAINT EXUPERY

All great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual seduction.


MARYA MANNES

If you can't be with the one you love,
love the one you are with.



From the song LOVE THE ONE YOU'RE WITH by STEPHEN STILLS

Better than I was...
more than I am...
and all of this happened
with the touch of your hand.
And who I am now is
who I've wanted to be...
and now that we're together
I'm stronger than ever,
happy and free.
It's a beautiful thing--
don't think I can keep it all in...
I just got to let you know
what it is that won't let me go--
it's your love.
It just does something to me...
sends a shock right through me
and I can't get enough.

If you wonder about the spell I'm under--
It's your love.



From the song IT'S YOUR LOVE by TIM MCGRAW AND FAITH HILL

The average woman prefers beauty over brains because the average man can see better than he can think.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust enough



FRANK CRANE

A sigh is the heart's own natural laugh.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Kindness in words creates confidence,
Kindness in thinking creates profoundness,
Kindness in giving creates love



LAO-TZE

Can the ocean keep from rushing to the shore?
It's just impossible.
If I had you could I ever ask for more?
It's just impossible.
And tomorrow, should you ask me for the world
Somehow I'd get it,
I would sell my very soul And not regret it
For to live without your love
Is just impossible



From the song IT'S IMPOSSIBLE by PERRY CUOMO




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