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funny love sayings #1
When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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Out of a world of laughter
Suddenly I am sad. . .
Day and night it haunts me
The kiss I never had.



SYDNEY KING RUSSELL

Age does not protect us from love,
But love to some extent protects us from age.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Her smile sets the sun
And her eyes bring the waves
And nothing can challenge,
Estrange, or rearrange
The beauty and grace
That I see in her face.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I want a brave love
One that makes me weak in the knees
I want a crazy, crazy love
One that makes me come undone at the seams



From the song KISS THE FLAME by JEWEL

Passion makes us desperate


V.C. ANDREWS

Ask the child why it is born,
Ask the flower why it blossoms,
Ask the sun why it shines;
I love you because I must love you.



GEORGE UPTON

Love, like a dome of many-colored glass
Stains the white radiance of eternity.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I don't want too much love...
Just a steady supply.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

We have reason to believe
That man first walked upright
To free his hands for masturbation



LILY TOMLIN

Love will not appear in command by one's heart,
But will reveal itself one way or another unexpectedly.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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