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funny love sayings #1
When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine'.



THE OTHER SEX...

The knowledge that can destroy a person
Is knowing that the one you love
Cannot love you back.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted
Is the most terrible poverty.



MOTHER TERESA

To love someone deeply
Gives you strength.
Being loved by someone deeply
Gives you courage



LAO TZU

In an instant and forever
Love can make a fool seem clever



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is light that surely glows
In the hearts of those who know
It's a steady flame that grows
Feed the fire with all the passion you can show
Tonight love will assume its place
This memory time cannot erase
Blind faith will lead where it has to go



From the song TELL HIM by BARBRA STREISAND

If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

Inside my skin, there is this place,
It twists and turns,
It bleeds and aches.
Inside my hollow heart
There's an empty room,
It's waiting for lightning
It's waiting for you.
And I am wanting,
And I am needing you here,
Inside the absence of fear.



From the song ABSENCE OF FEAR by JEWEL

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die


THE OTHER SEX...

No one has ever loved anyone
The way everyone wants to be loved



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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