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When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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The more you love, the more you can love---
And the more intensely you love.
Nor is there any limit on how many you can love



ROBERT HEINLEIN

I'd like to run away
From you,
But if you didn't come
And find me ...
I would die.



From the song I HATE YOU THEN I LOVE YOU by SHIRLEY BASSEY

You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

As the moon hovers over the bitter roots before its descent into the invisible, my mind is filled with song.
I find that I am humming, softly, not to the music but to something else, someplace else, a place remembered.
A field of grass where no one seems to have been except the deer...
And the memory is strengthened by the feeling of you dancing in my awkward arms.



MARY BRITTINGHAM

I will hate the man you marry,
Because he is not me,
And love him if he makes you smile.



From the book THE EYE OF THE WORLD by ROBERT JORDAN

If I can stop one heart from breaking,
I shall not live in vain
If I can ease one life the aching,
Or cool one pain,
Or help one fainting robin
Unto his nest again,
I shall not live in vain.



EMILY DICKINSON

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a strike of luck.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.


JACQUES DELILLE

Yesterday, I stood at the temple door interrogating the passersby about the mystery and merit of Love.

And before me passed an old man with an emaciated and melancholy face, who sighed and said: 'Love is a natural weakness bestowed upon us by the first man.'

But a virile youth retorted:' Love joins our present with the past and the future.'

Then a woman with a tragic face sighed and said.' Love is a deadly poison injected by black vipers, that crawl from the caves of hell. The poison seems fresh as dew and the thirsty soul eagerly drinks it; but after the first intoxication, the drinker sickens and dies a slow death.'

Then a beautiful, rosy cheeked damsel smilingly said:' love is wine served by the brides of Dawn which strengthens strong souls and enables them to ascend to the stars.'

After her a blackrobed, bearded man, frowning, said:' Love is the blind ignorance with which youth begins and ends'.

Another, smiling, declared:'Love is a divine knowledge that enables men to see as much as the Gods.'

Then said a blind man, feeling his way with a cane:' Love is a blinding mist that keeps the soul from discerning the secret of existence, so that the heart sees only trembling phantoms of desire among the hills, and hears only echoes of cries from voiceless valleys.'

And a feeble ancient, dragging his feet like two rags, said, in quavering tones:' Love is the rest of the body in the quiet of the grave, the tranquility of the soul in the depth of Eternity'.


And a five-year-old child, after him, said laughing:' Love is my father and mother, and no one knows love save my father and mother.'

And so, all passed spoke of Love as the image of their hopes and frustrations, leaving it a mystery just as before.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

If you risk nothing,
Then you risk everything.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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