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funny love sayings #1
When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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Fly Me To The Moon
Fly me to the moon
Let me play among those stars
Let me see what spring is like On Jupiter and Mars

In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby kiss me

Fill my heart with song
And let me sing for ever more
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore

In other words, please be true
In other words, I love you



From the song FLY ME TO THE MOON by FRANK SINATRA

This thing and you
Shall never part,
For the gift I give you,
Is all of my heart



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Harris Telemacher: How come we don't always know when love begins, but we always know when it ends?


From the movie LA STORY

Many are thee stars I see,
Yet in my eye no star like thee



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

In life, what sometimes appears to be an end is really a new beginning.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Once I loved until I could not breathe.


THOMAS HORNSBY FERRIL

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Some hearts are broken and mended, Others are shattered or torn,Although it was never intended,For love is eternally sworn,I've cried and prayed and pleaded,for that love to hold its ground.hope was all I needed,and pain was all I found


BRENNAN HILL

There are many things in life that may catch your eye,
But only a few will catch your heart.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Can the ocean keep from rushing to the shore?
It's just impossible.
If I had you could I ever ask for more?
It's just impossible.
And tomorrow, should you ask me for the world
Somehow I'd get it,
I would sell my very soul And not regret it
For to live without your love
Is just impossible



From the song IT'S IMPOSSIBLE by PERRY CUOMO




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