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funny love sayings #1
When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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When the flush of a newborn sun
Fell first on Eden's green and gold,
Our father Adam sat under the Tree
And scratched with a stick in the mould;
And the first nude sketch
That the world had seen
Was joy to his mighty heart,
Till the Devil whispered behind the leaves,
It's pretty, but is it Art?



RUDYARD KIPLING

Does God punish or reward us with love?


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Woman wants monogamy;
Man delights in novelty.
Love is woman's moon and sun;
Man has other forms of fun.
Woman lives but in her lord;
Count to ten, and man is bored.
With this the gist and sum of it;
What earthy good can come of it?



DOROTHY PARKER

It is impossible to love and to be wise.


FRANCIS BACON

Marriage is like a phone call in the night:
First the ring,
And then you wake up!



EVELYN HENDRICKSON

I have loved to the point of madness;
That which is called madness,
That which to me,
Is the only sensible way to love



FRANCOIS SAGAN

He had a word, too. Love, he called it. But I had been used to words for a long time. I knew that that word was like the other: just a shape to fill a lack; that when the right time came, you wouldn't need a word for that anymore than for pride or fear.


WILLIAM FAULKNER

Jerry: 'You complete me...and I just-'Dorothy: 'Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello...you had me at hello...'


From the movie JERRY MCGUIRE

You love somebody,
And then you don't love them anymore.
But if you really love somebody,
You always love them, don't you?
Isn't there always
Some small part of you
That reads their horoscope in the paper everyday?



CYNTHIA HEIMEL

I always thought I had to be rich to own the stars


From the movie MOLL FLANDERS




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