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When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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It was just enough to sit there without words


LOUISE ERDRICH

Girls are like pianos.
When they're not upright,
They're grand!



BENNY HILL

I'll tell you what real love is
It's blind devotion,
Utter submission,
Belief against yourself
And the whole world.
It's giving up your whole heart
And soul to the smiter.



From the book GREAT EXPECTATIONS by CHARLES DICKENS

Oh remember in your narrowing dark hours
That more things move than blood in the heart.



LOUISE BOGAN

You're the reason I believe in love
And you're the answer
To my prayers from up above
All we need is just the two of us
My dreams came true
Because of you....



From the song FROM THIS MOMENT ON by SHANIA TWAIN

I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. And it's not because you're unattainable. I love you. Very simply, very truly.
You're the epitome of every attribute and quality I've ever looked for in another person.



From the movie CHASING AMY

Once in awhile,
Right in the middle of an ordinary life,
Love gives us a fairy tale



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

Husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. After all, no one ever hated his own body, but he feeds and cares for it, .. For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh.


From the book THE HOLY BIBLE by

Love is not for lazy persons, to exist in its fullness, sometime it demands very precise and strong gestures.


SUSANNA TAMARO VA OU TON COEUR TE PORTE




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