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funny love sayings #1
When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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kiss me under the milky twilight, lead me out on the moonlit floor


From the song KISS ME by SIXPENCE NONE THE RICHER featured in the movie SHE'S ALL THAT

The problem with being passionately in love is that it deprives you of too much sleep


From the book RISE OF ENDYMION by DAN SIMMONS

It's when they stop looking that you have to worry.


WILLIAM HOLDEN

For there has never been a tale of more woe,
Than that of Juliet and her Romeo



From the book ROMEO AND JULIET by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Never injure a friend,
even in jest



CICERO

Ask the child why it is born,
Ask the flower why it blossoms,
Ask the sun why it shines;
I love you because I must love you.



GEORGE UPTON

Can he love her?
Can the soul really be satisfied
With such polite affections?
To love is to burn,
...to be on fire.



From the movie SENSE AND SENSIBILITY

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red:
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hair be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, - yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go,-
My mistress when she walks, treads on the ground;
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE in book

Hearts are not to be had as a gift
Hearts are to be earned...



WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS

Nobody, not even poets,
Has ever measured,
How much the heart can hold.



ZELDA FITZGERALD




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