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funny love sayings #1
When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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He had a word, too. Love, he called it. But I had been used to words for a long time. I knew that that word was like the other: just a shape to fill a lack; that when the right time came, you wouldn't need a word for that anymore than for pride or fear.


WILLIAM FAULKNER

The best proof of love is trust


JOYCE BROTHERS

Marriage is a wonderful institution,
But who wants to be institutionalized? EOR
Jill



GROUCHO MARX

Once I loved until I could not breathe.


THOMAS HORNSBY FERRIL

Love is a wild bird
that no one can tame
It's useless to chase it
If it won't play the game

An English translation of:

L'amour est un oiseau rebelle
Que nul ne peut apprivoiser
Et c'est bien on vain qu'on l'appelle
S'il lui convient de refuser



From the opera CARMEN

Love at the lips was touchAs sweet as I could bear.


ROBERT FROST

My boyfriend and I broke up.
He wanted to get married
And I didn't want him to.



RITA RUDNER

Knowing Love,
I will allow all things to come and go,
To be as supple as the wind,
And take everything that comes with great courage...
My heart is as open as the sky



From the movie KAMA SUTRA

Everyone should carefully observe
Which way his heart draws him
And then choose that way with all his strength



HASIDIC SAYING

Fear? What is there to fear in love? Love is the very reason we live. To fear love is to lose all sense of living, and if we cannot love, then why have we been put here? Fearing love is like being afraid of breathing. It's not something to be scared of. It's something so natural that no one can resist.


in book A HEARTBEAT AWAY




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