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funny love sayings #1
When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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Knowing Love,
I will allow all things to come and go,
To be as supple as the wind,
And take everything that comes with great courage...
My heart is as open as the sky



From the movie KAMA SUTRA

Love they say is patient,
Love they say is kind,
It sees beyond other's faults,
For love they say is blind.....
Love does not diminish
Or rust and fade with years
But it will gain strength
From time, laughter, joy and tears.
Love is God's own gift to us
A present from above
He gives us peace, He gives us joy,
But first He gave us Love.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

My shattered dreams and broken heart
Are mending on the shelf.
I saw you holding hands
And standing close to someone else.
Now I sit, all alone
Wishing all my feelings were gone.
Gotta get over you, nothing for me to do
But have one last cry.



From the song ONE LAST CRY by BRIAN MCKNIGHT

Kindness in words creates confidence,
Kindness in thinking creates profoundness,
Kindness in giving creates love



LAO-TZE

My true love hath my heart, and I have his,
By just exchange, one for the other giv'n:
I hold his dear, and mine he cannot miss;
There never was a better bargain driv'n.



SIR PHILIP SIDNEY

There is a land of the living
And a land of the dead
And the bridge is love...
The only survival, the only meaning



THORNTON WILDER

The bird you caught by surprise
Beats its wing, and off it flies.
Love ignores you, you wait and mope,
Then there it is-when you give up hope.
Love's all around you. Quick, quick!
You have no man, or you have your pick.
Think you've found love?
It turns you down cold.
Think you've escaped it?
It has you in its hold.

Is an english translation of:


L'oiseau que tu croyais surprendre
Battit de l'aile et s'envola-
L'amour est loin, tu peux l'attendre;
Tu ne l'attends plus- il est lÓ.
Tout autour de toi, vite, vite,
Il vient, s'en va, puis il revient-
Tu crois le tenir, il t'Úvite,
Tu veux l'Úviter; il te tient



From the opera CARMEN

You don't hold any mystery for me, darling...You don't.
There isn't a particle of you I don't know, remember, and want.



NOEL COWARD

WM. Perish: '...It's missing everything that matters'

Joe Black: 'Which is what?'

WM. Perish: 'Trust, responsibility, taking the weight for your choices and feelings and spending the rest of your life living up to them...and above all, not hurting the object of your love.'

Joe Black: 'So this is love according to William Perish?'

WM. Perish: 'Multiply it by infinity and take it to the depths of forever and you'll still have barely a glimpse of what I am talking about.'

Joe Black: 'Those were my words.'

WM. Perish: 'They're mine now.'



From the movie MEET JOE BLACK

How can I change your mind
Unravel the mystery
That confines us
Silence is hiding the pain
But deep in your soul
You must know
We've got to take a chance
And let our spirits flow
Love is an elusive thing
But into every heart it sings



From the song UNTIL by CASSANDRA WILSON




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