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funny love sayings #1
When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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May you live a hundred years,
and I a hundred less one day,
so I may never know a world
from which you have gone away.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coaching staff, the same rule applies. Tell her: 'Kath, you just go right ahead and do what you feel is right.' Unless you actually care for her, in which case you must see to it that she has no male contact whatsoever!


BRUCE JAY FRIEDMAN

They say that 50% of all marriages end in divorce.
That's not as bad as it sounds,
Considering that the other 50% end in death!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Loving someone, is giving that someone the power to hurt you...


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

No man should marry
Until he has studied anatomy
And dissected at least one woman



From the book LA PHYSIOLOGIE DU MARRIAGE by HONORé DE BALZAC

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.


PLATO

Ultimately the bond of all companionship,
Whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation



OSCAR WILDE

Before you find your handsome prince,
You've got to kiss a lot of frogs.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

I wish I could carry your smile in my heart,
For times when my life seems so low



From the song ALL OUT OF LOVE by AIR SUPPLY

When a girl hears the story about snow white for the first time, she wishes that she's snow white with a prince charming to kiss her and wake her up...but in reality, the prince charming usually doesn't know that you're alive...and he doesn't really care.


From the movie 100% FEEL




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