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When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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Love is light that surely glows
In the hearts of those who know
It's a steady flame that grows
Feed the fire with all the passion you can show
Tonight love will assume its place
This memory time cannot erase
Blind faith will lead where it has to go



From the song TELL HIM by BARBRA STREISAND

Sometimes loving someone means letting them go.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt the sun doth move
Doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt thy love.



From the book HAMLET by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Jerry: 'You complete me...and I just-'Dorothy: 'Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello...you had me at hello...'


From the movie JERRY MCGUIRE

I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be . . . if you'll be my baby.


From the song TO THE MOON AND BACK by SAVAGE GARDEN

In order to love, you must risk pain


TRAVIS LUTGEN

Kindness in words creates confidence,
Kindness in thinking creates profoundness,
Kindness in giving creates love



LAO-TZE

Inside my skin, there is this place,
It twists and turns,
It bleeds and aches.
Inside my hollow heart
There's an empty room,
It's waiting for lightning
It's waiting for you.
And I am wanting,
And I am needing you here,
Inside the absence of fear.



From the song ABSENCE OF FEAR by JEWEL

It takes a woman twenty years
To make a man of her son,
And another woman twenty minutes
To make a fool of him



HELEN ROWLAND

Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not as we expect it to be but as it is--is to see that unless we live for each other and in and through each other, we do not really live very satisfactorily; that there can really be life only where there really is, in just this sense, love.


FREDERICK BUECHNER




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