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funny quotes about love #1
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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You never know what you have lost until you've lost it.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Some have a lifetime, some just a day.
Love isn't something you measure that way.
Nothings ever forever.Forever is a lie.
All we have is between hello and goodbye.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak


From the book THE HOLY BIBLE by

Don't threaten me with love, baby.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Justice is the loveliest
And health is the best
But the sweetest to obtain
Is the heart's desire



ARISTOTLE ETHICS

Every night I imagine touching your face,
but nothing is there except empty space.
My dreams are filled with visions of eternal bliss,
sealed by your tender and heavenly kiss.
I awake from my dreams,
yearning to hold you near,
searching but not finding  bringing me to tears.
I lie there thinking about how you showed me love,
making me wonder if you were sent from heaven above.
I fall asleep knowing that you are in my mind and my heart,
for love is eternal and we will never be apart



ANNDRIA TURNER

The pleasure is momentary,
The position ridiculous
And the expense damnable!



EARL OF CHESTERFIELD

Crazy how it feels tonight.
Crazy how you make it all alright love.
You crush me with the little things you do.
I do for you anything too.



From the song CRUSH by DAVE MATTHEWS BAND

Never did I believe there could be
Such utter happiness in this world,
Such a feeling of unity
Between two mortal beings.
I love you- those three words have my life in them.



LOVE LETTER FROM ALEXANDREA TO NICHOLAS III

Guy, naked in front of the mirror:
'Two inches more, and I would be king'
Wife: 'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'!



THE OTHER SEX...




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