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funny quotes about love #1
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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Now for me some words come easy,
But I know that they don't mean that much,
Compared to the things that are said
When lovers touch...



JACKSON BROWNE LATE FOR THE SKY

Love at the lips was touchAs sweet as I could bear.


ROBERT FROST

Spend all your time waiting,
For that second chance. For a break that would make it okay.
There's always some reason
To feel not good enough
And it's hard at the end of the day.
I need some distraction
Or a beautiful release
Memories seep from my veins.
Let me be empty
Oh, weightless and maybe
I'll find some peace tonight.
In the arms of the angels.
Fly away from here.
From this dark, cold hotel room,
And the emptiness that you feel.
You are pulled from the wreckage,
Of your silent reveries.
You're in the arms of the angels
May you find some comfort here.



From the song ANGEL by SARAH MCLACHLAN

True love's the gift which God has given
To man alone beneath the heaven:
It is not fantasy's hot fire,
Whose wishes soon as granted fly;
It liveth not in fierce desire,
With dead desire it doth not die;
It is the secret sympathy,
The silver link, the silken tie,
Which heart to heart and mind to mind
In body and in soul can bind.



SIR WALTER SCOTT

Women are like tea bags,
You never know how strong they really are
until you put them in hot water.



ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

You're everything
I never knew
I always wanted



From the movie FOOLS RUSH IN

There are two tragedies in life.
One is to lose your heart's desire.
The other is to gain it.



GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

You're the reason I believe in love
And you're the answer
To my prayers from up above
All we need is just the two of us
My dreams came true
Because of you....



From the song FROM THIS MOMENT ON by SHANIA TWAIN

Alas, how easily things go wrong!
A sigh too much, or a kiss too long,
And there follows a mist and a weeping rain,
And life is never the same again.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them;
There ought to be as many for love!



MARGARET ATWOOD




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