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funny quotes about love #1
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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He first deceased;
She for a little tried
To live without him,
Liked it not, ....and died.



SIR HENRY WOTTON

I've tried to block your memory
to protect me from pain
pretend I never knew you,
and never heard your name.
But the walls aren't strong enough
and I fight my tears in vain.

The feeling came creeping through
and the hurt is still the same.
I wish I could forget you,
or make you see me now
I thought you really cared
But it seems you don't know how.

The pain will ease in time
and though I know it's over
and what we had is gone
the memories will forever
live in a corner of my mind.



STEPHANIE PACHECO

A woman unsatisfied must have luxuries.

But a woman who loves a man
Would sleep on a board



D.H LAWRENCE

O never give all the heart outright,
For they, for all smooth lips can say,
Have given their hearts up to the play
And who could play it well enough
If deaf and dumb and blind with love?
He that made this knows all the cost,
For he gave all his heart and lost



W.B.YEATS

The key to a healthy marriage is to keep your eyes wide open before you wed and half-closed thereafter.


BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

William Thacker: I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills.
Everyone in the world knows who you are.
Anna Scott: I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.



From the movie NOTTING HILL

We fly to beauty as an asylum
From the terrors of finite nature.



EMERSON

Lay your troubles on my shoulder,
put your worries in my pocket.
Rest your love on me a while.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

There's only us
There's only this
Forget Regret
Or life is yours to miss
No other road
No other way
No day but today



From the musical RENT

As for me, I looked at him and felt nothing else. His every movement, his manners, the sound of his voice made me tremble. When a passion like this gets hold of you, it never lets you go, never till your last breath. It burns all in you, and still flames, when there is nothing more to burn...But then, how happy, oh! How happy I was!


From the book THE HUSBAND I BOUGHT by AYN RAND




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