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funny quotes about love #1
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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Where does the family start?
It starts with a young man
Falling in love with a girl
No superior alternative has yet been found!




WINSTON CHURCHILL

If you want to read about love and marriage,
You've got to buy two separate books!



ALAN KING

And no. I must not go on thinking. For the pain will never go away. You just go on and live. In the dust of desertion. Still falling where last I loved.


J.P. DONLEAVY

To wear your heart on your sleeve
Isn't a very good plan;
You should wear it inside,
Where it functions best.



MARGARET THATCHER

Some day, after we have mastered the winds and the waves, the tides and gravity, we will harness the energies of love. And, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Ask the child why it is born,
Ask the flower why it blossoms,
Ask the sun why it shines;
I love you because I must love you.



GEORGE UPTON

Those who don't have fire in themselves cannot warm others.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is like a rumor,
Everyone talks about it,
But no one truly knows



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The magic of first love
Is our ignorance
That it can never end.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Why does a guy think he's so good,
and that he knows it all?
He thinks all you do is sit and wait
Wishing that he would call
He thinks he's so cool
With his pick up lines,
'Hey baby what's up?
Damn you are fine!'
He says the only girl he wants is me,
But then he's with every girl he sees.
All a girl wants is true romance.
Why can't he see that and give love a chance.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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