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funny quotes about love #1
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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Love is like the measles,
All the worse when it comes late in life



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The only limitation that a man can experience with love is words to describe it


JONATHAN KNOX

And ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation


From the book THE PROPHET by KAHLIL GIBRAN

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

When our hearts first drink
The golden nectar of love
It keeps on drinking
Until it drowns itself.



JC STEWART

When you truly know the meaning of the word love,
You will also know the meaning of the word pain.



JAVAN

Delilah: Charles hasn't let me French kiss him in I-don't-know when.
Last time I sucked one of the fillings clean out of his tooth.



From the movie THE FIVE MRS. BUCHANANS

Love is a language which the blind can see and the deaf can hear.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

To love and to be loved is like feeling the sun from both sides


From the book A CUP OF CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL by




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