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funny quotes about love #1
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

Thoughts are mirrored in your eyes;
Keep them beautiful!!





All the immense images in me...
All arise within me to mean you,
Who forever elude me.



RAINER MARIA RILKE

You say it best when you say nothing at all


KEITH WHITLEY

To get to a woman's heart,
A man must first use his own.



MIKE DOBBERTIN

Love is never lost cause:
Just an opportunity squandered



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

O woman! lovely woman! Nature made thee
To temper man: we had been brutes without you.
Angels are painted fair, to look like you:
There 's in you all that we believe of heaven,
Amazing brightness, purity, and truth,
Eternal joy, and everlasting love.



THOMAS OTWAY

There are no words to say
No words to convey
This feeling inside I have for you
Deep in my heart
Safe from the guards
Of intellect and reason
Leaving me at a loss
For words to express my feelings
Deep in my heart
Look at me losing control
Thinking I had a hold
But with feelings this strong
I'm no longer the master Of my emotions



TRACY CHAPMAN

If equal affection cannot be,
let the more loving one be me.



From the TV show FELICITY

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine'.



THE OTHER SEX...




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