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funny quotes about love #1
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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He is the smile in my heart
The smile I've waited a lifetime to find.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Perhaps we all give the best of our hearts uncritically to those who hardly think about us in return.


T.H. WHITE

Christ called as his Apostles only men.
He did this in a totally free and sovereign way!



JOHN PAUL II

Love, I get so lost, sometimes
Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
when I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are



From the song IN YOUR EYES by PETER GABRIEL

The heart wants what it wants....
There's no logic to those things



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The only limitation that a man can experience with love is words to describe it


JONATHAN KNOX

And I don't regret the rain
Or the nights I felt the pain
Or the tears I had to cry
Some of those times along the way.
Every road I had to take
Every time my heart would break,
It was just something that I had to get through
To get me to you.



From the song TO GET ME TO YOU by LILA MCCANN

We have reason to believe
That man first walked upright
To free his hands for masturbation



LILY TOMLIN

Listen to me with your eyes because words ruin everything. There is no grace in speaking... I've lost all faith in speaking... I'll stay quiet long enough for the truth to find her voice and tear into me with all she's got. I could say 'forever' but I hear the definition is up for reevaluation soon...


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

It is said that a good woman and a good book are both good to have. You can put the book away on the shelf to read later, but never put away a good woman, for she will not be there for you later.


LEE BUTLER




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