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 Funny Quotes About Love 
funny quotes about love #1
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!
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From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE
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funny quotes about love #2
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.
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From the movie FIRED UP
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funny quotes about love #3
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other
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From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE
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funny quotes about love #4
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more
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From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE
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funny quotes about love #5
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.
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DOROTHY PARKER
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funny quotes about love #6
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
'I wanna know your name...'
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UNKNOWN AUTHOR
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