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funny quotes about love #1
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet.



WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS

Have you ever met a woman
That inspires you to love
Until your senses all feel with her?
You inhale her,
You taste her,
You see your unborn children in her eyes,
And you know that your heart
Has at last find the home.
Your life begins with her,
And without her it surely comes to an end...



By , featured in the movie DON JUAN DEMARCO

Thus nature has no love for solitude,
and always leans,
as it were,
on some support;
and the sweetest support is found
in the most intimate friendship.



CICERO

Life without love is like a tree
Without blossom and fruit



KAHLIL GIBRAN

What value has compassion that does not take its object in its arms?


ANTOINE DE SAINT EXUPERY

What time we spend on lonely nights
When time should spend on mending fights



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Deep is where it is dark
Where there is mystery
where the way is not known
where it is easy to become fearful
and even turn back
But deep within your heart,
is where there's always strength to go in
where truth becomes known
where your love holds me close
where I need not be afraid.
My hidden self
deep, deep down
in the womb of yourself
safe, nourished, guarded, enlivened
Take me there
....I wanna go.



JOYCE RUPP

Love, I get so lost, sometimes
Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
when I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are



From the song IN YOUR EYES by PETER GABRIEL

I have loved to the point of madness;
That which is called madness,
That which to me,
Is the only sensible way to love



FRANCOIS SAGAN

Pardon the way that I stare.
There's nothing else to compare.
The thought of you leaves me weak.
There are no words left to speak.
But if you feel like I feel.
Then let me know that it's real.
You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off you.



From the song CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU by LAURYN HILL




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