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funny quotes about love #1
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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Ah, yes, 'divorce'.
From the Latin for
'Having your genitals torn off
...Through your wallet'!



ROBIN WILLIAMS

Love has no other desire but to fulfill itself
But if your love and must needs have desires,
Let these be your desires:
To melt and be like a running brook
That sings its melody to the night.
To know the pain of too much tenderness.
To be wounded by your own understanding of love;
And to bleed willingly and joyfully.
To wake at dawn with a winged heart
And give thanks for another day of loving;
To rest at the noon hour and meditate love's ecstasy;
To return home at eventide with gratitude;
And then to sleep with a prayer
For the beloved in your heart
And a song of praise upon your lips.



KAHLIL GIBRAN

Countess Alexandrovna: You are the greatest lover I've ever had.
Boris Dimitrovich Grushenko: Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.




From the movie LOVE AND DEATH

Love causes pain.
Love cures pain.
And love is a pain.



ROBERT FULGHUM

Distance makes the heart grow fonder?
How does love grow in a vacuum?
Distance makes the heart wander.
For without communication, without companionship... and distance long enough
a friend, at best, is what you'll find..



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

A woman cannot love a man she feels to be her inferior;
Love without veneration and enthusiasm is only friendship!



GEORGE SAND

If men could get pregnant,
Abortion would be a sacrament.



FLORYNCE KENNEDY

The richest love is that which lasts through time apart to someday be together.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The best measure of a woman's honesty isn't her income tax return.
It's the zero adjust on her bathroom scale. .



ARTHUR C. CLARKE

Put on your most alluring aftershave and wait for the women to comment and ask what you have got on.

You say 'I've got a hard on, but I am surprised that you can smell it!'



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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