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funny quotes about love #1
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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I dare not kiss so lovely a lady
I only have one heart to lose



From the movie FIRST KNIGHT

Remember after all the fire
After all the rain
I will be the flame.



From the song THE FLAME by CHEAP TRICK

Hearts will never be practical
until they can be made unbreakable.



From the movie WIZARD OF OZ

May you live a hundred years,
and I a hundred less one day,
so I may never know a world
from which you have gone away.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Close your eyes and bow your head,
I need a little sympathy
'Cause fear is strong
And love's for everyone who isn't me



From the song BURDEN IN MY HAND by SOUNDGARDEN

Cluster together like stars.


HENRY MILLER

To fear love, is to fear life.


BERTRAND RUSSELL

But oh Sarah!
If the dead can come back to this earth and flitter unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you....
In the gladdest of days and in the darkest of nights, always...
Do not mourn me dead: Think I am gone and wait for me, For we shall meet again.



LETTER FROM MAJOR SULLIVAN BALLOW LETTER TO HIS WIFE

Love is like quicksilver in the hand.
Leave the fingers open and it stays.
Clutch it, and it darts away



DOROTHY PARKER

The world today is hungry
Not only for bread
But hungry for love;
Hungry to be wanted,
Hungry to be loved...



MOTHER TERESA




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