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Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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Girls are like pianos.
When they're not upright,
They're grand!



BENNY HILL

I never understood it when people said 'Love is all you need.' This is probably because they didn't say 'The love of a beautiful, passionate, compassionate, skillful, intelligent, loving, and all-around perfect woman is all you need.' Or, in other words, 'Keep looking.'


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May
And summer's leaves hath all too short a date

But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of thou fair thou owest
Nor Shall death braggeth though wandereth in its shad
When in eternal lines to time thou growest
And so long as men can breathe or eyes can see
So long lives this and this gives life to thee



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Who do you run to
When the only person in the world
Who can make you stop crying,
Is exactly the one who is making you cry?



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

If you should die before me,
Ask if you could bring a friend...



From the song STILL REMAINS by STONE TEMPLE PILOTS

All at once, you look across a crowded room for no one in particular,
just looking. Suddenly, you see him, but, oh, how many times you've
seen him before. So why did your heart just skip a beat? Your eyes
meet by mere coincidence, or is it? At that moment you both instantly
know that the relationship between the two of you, will never be the same again.



From the movie MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING

Woman wants monogamy;
Man delights in novelty.
Love is woman's moon and sun;
Man has other forms of fun.
Woman lives but in her lord;
Count to ten, and man is bored.
With this the gist and sum of it;
What earthy good can come of it?



DOROTHY PARKER

Young men's love, then,

Lies not truly in their hearts,

But in their eyes.



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

We have reason to believe
That man first walked upright
To free his hands for masturbation



LILY TOMLIN

God made Adam before Eve because you always make a rough draft before the final copy


UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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