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funny quotes about love #1
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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All, everything that I understand
I understand only because I love.



LEO TOLSTOY

Like two doomed ships that pass in a storm
We crossed each other's way;
But we made no sign, we said no word,
We had no word to say.



OSCAR WILDE THE BALLAD OF READING GAOL

For it was not into my ear you whispered
But into my heart;
It was not my lips you kissed,
But my soul...



JUDY GARLAND

Deep in my soul,
Love is so strong, it takes control.
Now we both know.
The secrets bare. The feelings show.
Driven far apart,
I make a wish on a shooting star
There will come a day
Somewhere far away
In your arms I'll stay
My only love.
You've reached the deepest part
Of the secrets in my heart.
I've known it from the start.
My only love



From the song MY ONLY LOVE by SAILOR MOON

It is not only necessary to love,
but to also say so.





God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman.
..And God help him still more if he finds her.



BENJAMIN TILLETT

Hope you sleep well and forever dream sweet,For I'll protect thee from thy reaper
And death will never meet, Remember I love you and always like two doves,



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere.
Before him I may think aloud



RALPH WALDO EMERSON

This isn't a fairy tale. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after


From the TV show BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

They sat idly and silently
gazing with eyes that dreamed
...and did not see.



JACK LONDON




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