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funny quotes about love #1
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

A successful marriage requires
Falling in love many times
Always with the same person



MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN

In real love you want the other person's good.
In romantic love you want the other person



MARGARET ANDERSON

Kindness in words creates confidence,
Kindness in thinking creates profoundness,
Kindness in giving creates love



LAO-TZE

kiss me under the milky twilight, lead me out on the moonlit floor


From the song KISS ME by SIXPENCE NONE THE RICHER featured in the movie SHE'S ALL THAT

I love the lines the men use to get us into bed.

Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.

What am I, a microwave?!



BEVERLY MICKENS

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die


THE OTHER SEX...

Love is not blind -
It sees more, not less.
But because it sees more,
It is willing to see less.



JULIUS GORDON

To all virgins....
Thanks for nothin'!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Fly Me To The Moon
Fly me to the moon
Let me play among those stars
Let me see what spring is like On Jupiter and Mars

In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby kiss me

Fill my heart with song
And let me sing for ever more
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore

In other words, please be true
In other words, I love you



From the song FLY ME TO THE MOON by FRANK SINATRA




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