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Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.

From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other

From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more

From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.


funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'


funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


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When You Fall In Love...
I guess nobody ever does mean to fall in love. But it happens,
and love brands itself on your brain. It's like a new street
appearing overnight in the city you've lived in your whole life.
The street is one way - you can't turn around and get off it -
And it curves up ahead so that you can only see far enough to
know that you are veering into the unknown.

From the book FEARFUL SYMMETRY by

A true friend stabs you in the front.

From the movie CAN'T HARDLY WAIT

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.


Love rules the court, the camp, the grove,
And men below, and saints above;
For love is heaven, and heaven is love.


A Pity beyond all telling
Is hid in the heart of love.
The folks who are buying and selling
The clouds on their journey above
The cold, wet winds ever blowing
Through the shadowy hazel grove
Where mouse-gray waters are flowing
Threaten the head that I love.


The greatest disease is not TB or leprosy; it is being unwanted, unloved and uncared for.


It was just enough to sit there without words


I did not live until today
How can I live when we are parted?
Tomorrow you'll be worlds away
And yet with you my world has started.

From the song ONE DAY MORE by LES MISERABLES CAST featured in the movie LES MISERABLES

Love is not blind -
It sees more, not less.
But because it sees more,
It is willing to see less.


When the flush of a newborn sun
Fell first on Eden's green and gold,
Our father Adam sat under the Tree
And scratched with a stick in the mould;
And the first nude sketch
That the world had seen
Was joy to his mighty heart,
Till the Devil whispered behind the leaves,
It's pretty, but is it Art?


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