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funny quotes about love #1
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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Don't live in the past...
Look for tomorrow.
Live for today
Or you'll drown in your sorrow.
Don't be too confined
So your spirit can dance.
You won't be fulfilled
If you don't take a chance...



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Oh,when I flung my heart away,
The year was at its fall.
I saw my dear, the other day,
Beside a flowering wall;
And this was all I had to say:
'I thought that he was tall'



DOROTHY PARKER

True love doesn't have a happy ending:
True love doesn't have an ending



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I tripped over your heart and fell.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

You don't marry someone you can live with,
You marry someone you cant live without



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

Everybody in love is blind


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

If words could fall like raindrops
From these lips of mine
And if I had a thousand years
I'd still run out of time
To express my love for you
I cannot even start
All the words now fail me
You have to read my heart.



JEFF THOREN

Passionate love is a quenchless thirst


KAHLIL GIBRAN

It could all be so simple
But you'd rather make it hard.
Loving you is like a battle
'Cuz we both end up with scars.



From the song EX-FACTOR by LAURYN HILL




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