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funny quotes about love #1
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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I didn't know what hate felt like,
Not the hate that comes after love.

It's huge and desperate
And it longs to be proved wrong.
And every day it's proved right
It grows a little more monstrous.

If the love was passion,
Then hate will be obsession.



From the book THE PASSION by JEANNETTE WINTERSON

Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

I know now
Only one thing matters in these days,
One thing, true love
Love and love alone
True Love



From the song JUMP UP BEHIND ME by JAMES TAYLOR

They say kissing is the language of love.
Care to indulge in a little conversation?



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Lay your troubles on my shoulder,
put your worries in my pocket.
Rest your love on me a while.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not as we expect it to be but as it is--is to see that unless we live for each other and in and through each other, we do not really live very satisfactorily; that there can really be life only where there really is, in just this sense, love.


FREDERICK BUECHNER

Love ceases to be a pleasure,
When it ceases to be a secret.



APHRA BEHN

You will never know true happiness
until you have truly loved,
and you will never understand what pain really is
until you have lost it.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Self-sacrifice, desire
Sets your heart on fire
Tender, soft emotion
Undying devotion
Love is eternal
Not only nocturnal
Tranquillity and passion
Baby its smashin'
From your very start
Loves forever in your heart



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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