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Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.

From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other

From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more

From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.


funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'


funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


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If one wishes to be a lover,
He must start by saying 'Yes' to love.


If you risk nothing,
Then you risk everything.


Don't you care for my love? She said bitterly.
I handed her the mirror, and said:
Please address these questions to the proper person!
Please make all requests to head-quarters!
In all matters of emotional importance
Please approach the supreme authority direct! -
So I handed her the mirror
And she would have broken it over my head
But she caught sight of her own reflection
And that held her spellbound for two seconds
.... While I fled.


In her first passion,
A woman loves her lover.
In all the others,
All she loves is love

From the book DON JUAN by BYRON

Love doesn't make the world go round,
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.


If I had wings...
I would walk with you


Eric: Okay, Coreena, I don't know how to say this, so I'm going to choose my words very carefully. I think you're a psycho. I want to get as far away from you as I possibly can.
Coreena: What?
Eric: I'm just not the guy for you. You need a guy who's happy, and perky all the time. Maybe a guy who's had part of his brain removed and he thinks he's a bunny, and you can go off and be bunnies together.

From the TV show BOY MEETS WORLD

It is I, my love,
who knocks at your door.
It is not the ghost,
it is not the one
who once stopped at your window.
I knock down the door.
I enter all your life.
I come to live in your soul...


Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes!


Dill concluded by saying that he would love me forever and not to worry, he would come get me as soon as he got enough money,...
The fact that I had a permanent fiancÚ was little compensation for his absence: I had never thought about it, but summer was Dill by the fishpool smoking string,... Summer was the swiftness with which Dill would reach up and kiss me when Jim was not looking, the longings we sometimes made each other feel.
With him, life was routine; without him, life was unbearable.


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