Funny Quotes

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What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. "Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big." "That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later"

From the TV series Seinfeld

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To all virgins: Thanks for nothing!!

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Before you find your handsome prince,
You've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

Murphy's Laws of Sex