Funny QUOTES 5 Great grandfather is very old, Nearly one hundred years I'm told. One day when no one else was there, I tip-toed up to the old man's chair. He was whispering soft and low, 'Mary, dear Mary, I loved you so.'. I left as quietly as I came, 'Mary' wasn't great-grandmother's name. UNKNOWN AUTHOR Comments on this Funny love quote: Jeff wrote: This funny quotation is so effective because of its unexpected ending. The author paints us the cozy image of a loving, very old great grandfather, peacefully snoozing on a wooden rocking chair, with blankets and eye glasses…The perfect image of warmth and peace. The grandchild enters the room on the tip of his toes only to hear the romantic declaration of the old man in his dreams…only it was not meant for his great grandmother…and that is a shocking revelation, quite funny from such an old man…but I guess we forget that old people were once very young, capable of dark, passionate, secretive affairs…

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