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Wacky Love Quotes Not Made for Valentines Day

So you’ve had your ample share of the sweet, cute, hopeful, passionate, sappy, and romantic quotes for Valentines. So it’s only fair we provide you with the other side of the coin with quotes that are not meant to be shared with a loved one.


  • Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

    H.L. MENCKEN
  • To be in love is merely to be
    In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
    To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
    Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess

    H.L. MENCKEN

  • I just want a boyfriend who’s not crazy!
    We all want that dear, but it doesn’t exist!

    From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

  • Just because I have rice on my clothes
    Doesn’t mean I’ve been to a wedding.
    A Chinese man threw up on me.

    PHYLLIS DILLER

  • When the lights are out,
    All women are beautiful.

    MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX

  • A man can be happy with any woman
    As long as he doesn’t love her

    MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX

  • Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you’re welcome to one of mine!
    Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that’s sweet.

    From the movie FIRED UP

  • I know happy couples…
    But I think they lie to each other

    From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

  • By the time you swear you’re his,
    Shivering and sighing,
    And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

    Lady, make a note of this:
    One of you is lying.

    DOROTHY PARKER

  • FRIEND:

    A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
    who has some flaw
    which makes sleeping with him/her
    totally unappealing.

    THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

Happy Valentines everyone!

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