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 Funny Marriage Quotes 
funny marriage quotes #1
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month,
But I know two guys she's cut out entirely!
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RODNEY DANGERFIELD
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funny marriage quotes #2
They say that 50% of all marriages end in divorce.
That's not as bad as it sounds,
Considering that the other 50% end in death!
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UNKNOWN AUTHOR
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funny marriage quotes #3
Who needs a husband ?
My dog growls at me every morning,
My parrot swears all afternoon,
My fireplace smokes a lot,
My cat slinks home in the early morning hours,
And I have a physician who looks me over regularly.
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UNKNOWN AUTHOR
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funny marriage quotes #4
When a man says it's a silly, childish game,
It's probably something his wife can beat him at!
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EPPERSON'S LAW
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funny marriage quotes #5
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.'
The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.'
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THE OTHER SEX...
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funny marriage quotes #6
No man should marry
Until he has studied anatomy
And dissected at least one woman
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From the book LA PHYSIOLOGIE DU MARRIAGE by HONORé DE BALZAC
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