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My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, But I know two guys she's cut out entirely!


RODNEY DANGERFIELD

funny marriage quotes #2
They say that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. That's not as bad as it sounds, Considering that the other 50% end in death!


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny marriage quotes #3
Who needs a husband ? My dog growls at me every morning, My parrot swears all afternoon, My fireplace smokes a lot, My cat slinks home in the early morning hours, And I have a physician who looks me over regularly.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny marriage quotes #4
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, It's probably something his wife can beat him at!


EPPERSON'S LAW

funny marriage quotes #5
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.'
The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.'



THE OTHER SEX...

funny marriage quotes #6
No man should marry Until he has studied anatomy And dissected at least one woman


From the book LA PHYSIOLOGIE DU MARRIAGE by HONORé DE BALZAC









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