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 Sex Sayings 
sex sayings #1
It's a small apartment,
I've barely enough room
To lay my hat
And a few friends!
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DOROTHY PARKER
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sex sayings #2
People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else
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MURPHY'S LAWS OF SEX
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sex sayings #3
I believe that sex
Is one of the most beautiful,
Natural, wholesome things
That money can buy!
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STEVE MARTIN
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sex sayings #4
The difference between sex and death is,
Death you can do alone
And nobody laughs at you
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WOODY ALLEN
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sex sayings #5
Don't knock Masturbation,
It's sex with someone you love!
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From the movie ANNIE HALL
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sex sayings #6
Countess Alexandrovna: You are the greatest lover I've ever had.
Boris Dimitrovich Grushenko: Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.
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From the movie LOVE AND DEATH
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sex sayings #7
The trouble with my sex life
Is that it too often takes place
With just one consenting adult!
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UNKNOWN AUTHOR
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sex sayings #8
Sex is like a bridge game;
If you have a good hand
No partner is needed
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MURPHY'S LAWS OF SEX
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sex sayings #9
We have reason to believe
That man first walked upright
To free his hands for masturbation
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LILY TOMLIN
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sex sayings #10
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you
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MAE WEST
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