Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.
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MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX
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Wherever love is, I want to be.
I will follow it as surely as
The land-locked salmon finds the sea.
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From the book THE PASSION by JEANNETTE WINTERSON
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Something yours forever is never precious
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CHAIM POTOK
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Love is just an excuse to abuse someone...
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UNKNOWN AUTHOR
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Unspoken love is like a poison
If you keep it to yourself for a long time,
It will consume you from the inside.
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UNKNOWN AUTHOR
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Why is it when a relationship doesn't work,
We say it's because he can't commit?
Don't I bear some of the blame here?
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From the movie BEAUTIFUL GIRLS
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Romance is dead, It was acquired in a hostile take over between Hallmark and Disney, harmonized and sold off piece by piece.
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From the TV show THE SIMPSONS
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My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep;
The more I give to thee
The more I have,
For both are infinite.
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
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Love, in distinction from friendship,
Is killed, or rather extinguished,
The moment it is displayed in public
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HANNAH ARENDT
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Human conception typically involves a chaotic dash by tens of millions of sperm seeking a path to a single egg.
Some researchers believe that so many sperm are required because not one of them will stop to ask for directions!
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MURPHY'S LAWS OF SEX
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Teenage Quotes 
