Marriage is a wonderful invention;|
But, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Love your neighbor, but don't get caught. |
MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX
And the first thing that I think of |
are her sympathetic eyes,
that see with only positive emotion.
From the song THROUGH THE FLOOR by EDWIN MCCAIN
Inside my skin, there is this place,|
It twists and turns,
It bleeds and aches.
Inside my hollow heart
There's an empty room,
It's waiting for lightning
It's waiting for you.
And I am wanting,
And I am needing you here,
Inside the absence of fear.
From the song ABSENCE OF FEAR by JEWEL
The greatest pain that comes from love, |
Is loving someone you can never have
Do you think there is anyone anywhere
Right now who's doing exactly the
Same thing we are?
AJ: I hope so, or else what are we trying to save?
From the movie ARMAGEDDON
And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak|
From the book THE HOLY BIBLE by
The person who said: |
All is fair in love and war,
Obviously wasn't the person being hurt!
A heart is not a plaything|
A heart is not a toy
But if you want it broken
Just give it to a boy
Boys, they like to play with things
To see what makes them run
But when it comes to kissing
They do it just for fun
Boys never give their hearts away
They play us girls for fools
They wait until we give our hearts
And then they play it cool
You will wonder where he is at night
You will wonder if he is true
One moment you'll be happy
One moment you'll be blue
If you get a chance to see him
Your heart begins to dance
Your life revolves around him
There is nothing like romance
And then it starts to happen
You worry day and night
You see my friend, you're losing him
It never turns out right
Boys are great although immature
The price you pay is high
He may seem sweet and gorgeous
But remember he's just a guy
Don't fall in love with just a boy
That takes a lot of nerve
You see my friend, you need a man
To get what you deserve
So when you think you'll be in love
Be careful if you can
Before you give your heart away
Make sure that he's a man.
A woman asked her husband to go to the video store and get 'Scent of a Woman'. |
Her husband came back with a 'Fish Called Wanda'.
THE OTHER SEX...